1
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[moaning]

2
00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,136
LINK! HEY, MAN,
YOU HERE?

3
00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:19,639
[moans]

4
00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,640
BERNIE'S DOWNSTAIRS.

5
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HE'LL GO AWAY.

6
00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,144
LINK!

7
00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,647
(Bernie)
WHERE ARE YOU, MAN?

8
00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,149
HE'S NOT GOING AWAY.

9
00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,652
HE WILL. THERE'S NO BEER
IN THE FRIDGE.

10
00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,653
[sighs]

11
00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,656
HE'S DRY.

12
00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,168
[rattling]

13
00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,697
HEY, HOMEY. EL NINO'S
CALLING US, MAN.

14
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HE'S SENDING US ONE
GREEN MONSTER AFTER ANOTHER.

15
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DUDE, NOT AVAILABLE.
KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW.

16
00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,206
HEY, SUNNY.

17
00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:27,707
HEY, BERNIE.

18
00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,208
WE COULD BE KILLING IT
OUT THERE.

19
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SURE. MAYBE I'LL DIAL IN
ON YOU LATER.  <i>COMPRENDE?</i>

20
00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:37,216
SORRY, BERNIE. LOOKS LIKE
HE'S FOUND A WATER SPORT HE LIKES BETTER.

21
00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,219
YEAH, RIGHT.

22
00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,721
YOU GOT BETTER THINGS
TO DO THAN SURF.

23
00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,725
(Link)
STOP PEEKING, PERV.

24
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[burps]

25
00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,233
GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE
TO RIDE THOSE 12-FOOTERS ALL BY MYSELF.

26
00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,237
12-FOOTERS?

27
00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,240
LINK.

28
00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,741
LINK.

29
00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,746
♪[humming]

30
00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,248
[door closes]

31
00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,752
HEY, DUDE.

32
00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,254
(Sunny)
DAMN YOU, LINK!

33
00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,257
I'M SORRY,
BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.

34
00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,259
NO, SURFING IS NOT
AN EMERGENCY.

35
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IT IS WHEN THE WAVES
ARE THIS BIG.

36
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YOU SAID YOU'D HELP ME
WITH MY CHEVY.

37
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I'LL HELP YOU
THIS AFTERNOON. I PROMISE.

38
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MAKE TRACKS, DUDE.
SHE'S GETTING HER PSYCHO TRIP ON US.

39
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[engine starting]

40
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[tires screeching]

41
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GOD! BOARD HEADS.

42
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<i>♪ HEY ♪</i>

43
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<i>♪ TO ALL MY GIRLS</i>
<i>WHO I LOVED BEFORE ♪</i>

44
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<i>♪ TO ALL MY GIRLS</i>
<i>WHO I MET ON TOUR ♪</i>

45
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<i>♪ THIS GOES OUT</i>
<i>TO MY BOARDERS ♪</i>

46
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GENTLEMEN,
JUST AS PROMISED

47
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DELICIOUS BABIES
AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.

48
00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,798
FIRM, NUBILE AND
UNBELIEVABLY HORNY.

49
00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,299
REALLY?
DO YOU THINK THEY ARE?

50
00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,801
THEY SEEM
A LITTLE YOUNG FOR US.

51
00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,304
COME ON, COME ON,
YOUNG CHICKS DIG OLDER GUYS.

52
00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,806
ESPECIALLY OLDER GUYS
WHO ARE UNBELIEVABLY WEALTHY.

53
00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,307
OH, NOW YOU'RE
TALKING GOLD-DIGGERS.

54
00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,809
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

55
00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,811
I JUST WANNA MEET
SOMEBODY WHO LIKES ME

56
00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,312
FOR WHO I AM.
THAT'S ALL I WANT.

57
00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,814
DO YOU WANT
THESE WOMEN?

58
00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,315
OF COURSE.
YES.

59
00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,317
DO YOU WANT THEM
A LOT?

60
00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,318
VERY BADLY.

61
00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,319
GO GET THEM.

62
00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,320
[laughing]

63
00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:36,335
(Link)
DUDE, WHERE ARE ALL THOSE MONSTER TUBES YOU PROMISED?

64
00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:37,837
(Bernie)
WE MISSED THEM

65
00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,341
'CAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY
TAKING A BUBBLE BATH.

66
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,843
I GET BIGGER WAVES
FROM MY HAIR GEL.

67
00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,352
[grunting]

68
00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,854
HEY, MAN, SORRY.

69
00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,856
YOU ARE.

70
00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,358
YOU CUT ME OFF,
YOU LITTLE MALIBU WANNABE.

71
00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:03,363
MAN, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
YOU SHAMU POSEUR?

72
00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,865
I'M THE BOARD HEAD,
POSEUR.

73
00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,867
QUIT CRYING OR YOU'LL
RUIN YOUR MASCARA.

74
00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,368
LET'S SEE IF YOURS
IS WATERPROOF.

75
00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,370
[Bernie gasps]

76
00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,372
[laughing menacingly]

77
00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,875
(Link)
BERNIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?

78
00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,880
[laughing menacingly]

79
00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,886
(Link)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

80
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PSYCHO!

81
00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,395
[gasping]

82
00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,903
[both groaning]

83
00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:54,914
MAN, WHEN THIS
SHIT DISTURBER WAKES UP, HE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.

84
00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:55,915
I KNOW.

85
00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,919
HEY, YOU GUYS,
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

86
00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:01,921
OH,

87
00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,423
HE DROWNED.

88
00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,924
YEAH.

89
00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,926
ANOTHER CASUALTY
OF EL NINO.

90
00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:07,927
(both)
OH!

91
00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,430
(Link)
OH, BUT WAIT. WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM.

92
00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,432
BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP.

93
00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,933
WHAT CAN WE DO?

94
00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,435
HE CAN'T BREATHE
LIKE THAT, UM.

95
00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,938
MAYBE YOU COULD
ROLL HIM OVER.

96
00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:22,942
[girls groaning]

97
00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,944
HE'S HEAVY.
AREN'T YOU GUYS GONNA HELP?

98
00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:25,945
(both)
UH...

99
00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,947
WELL, I WISH WE COULD.
BUT I HAVE A HERNIA,

100
00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,949
AND MY FRIEND
HERE IS RETARDED.

101
00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,455
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

102
00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,958
ROLL HIM BACK.

103
00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,461
A FULL ROTATION
WILL HELP EVEN OUT THE AIR IN HIS LUNGS.

104
00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,463
OH, THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.

105
00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,466
[sighs]

106
00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,967
[girls groaning]

107
00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,468
<i>SANTA MARIA.</i>

108
00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,974
HE'S GOING INTO SHOCK.
JUMP ON HIS STOMACH OR SOMETHING.

109
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,477
(Link)
PUSH ON IT. PUSH ON HIS STOMACH.

110
00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,479
HARDER! WE'RE LOSING HIM!

111
00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:00,980
[puking]

112
00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,982
(all)
YUCK!

113
00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,984
GROSS, DUDE.

114
00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,490
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

115
00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,493
IT'S TO HELP HIM
BREATHE SO HE DON'T CHOKE.

116
00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,995
IT'S A NOSTRILECTOMY.

117
00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,497
OH, YEAH,
MY UNCLE HAD ONE OF THOSE.

118
00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,999
IT WAS REALLY SAD.

119
00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,001
YOU GIRLS DID GREAT.
YEAH.

120
00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,502
THANKS.
THANKS.

121
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,004
GLAD WE COULD HELP.

122
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,506
(both)
YEAH. US, TOO.

123
00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,008
(both)
WOW!

124
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,513
SHIT,
I GOTTA BAIL.

125
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,515
COME ON,
DUDE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

126
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,516
[groans]

127
00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,522
SEE, NOW,
THAT GUY'S SMOOTH.

128
00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,526
YEAH,
WE COULD LEARN A THING OR 2 FROM HIM.

129
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,527
HE'S NOTHING.

130
00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,029
[sighs]

131
00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:52,031
[clanking]

132
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,039
OH, SHIT.

133
00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,543
OH, THAT BASTARD.

134
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,045
WHO?

135
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,046
AAH.

136
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,050
WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU HAD A NICE DAY.

137
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,052
I'M SORRY.

138
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,556
YOU KNOW,
I CAN DO ALMOST EVERYTHING TO MY CAR ALONE.

139
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,057
BUT I CAN'T PULL
THE MOTOR BY MYSELF.

140
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,560
OH, COME ON,
LET'S JUST DO IT RIGHT NOW.

141
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,563
I CAN'T.
I'M GOING OUT.

142
00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,065
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WITH WHO?

143
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,566
WELL, IT COULD'VE
BEEN YOU.

144
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,569
BUT IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.

145
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,571
I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE.

146
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,074
"HAD" BEING
THE OPERATIVE WORD.

147
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,577
OPERATIVE?

148
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,078
ARE YOU NOT FEELING WELL?

149
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,581
<i>♪ I'M GONNA BE YOUR GIRL ♪</i>

150
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,083
<i>♪ I'M GONNA BE YOUR GIRL ♪</i>

151
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:51,590
I'M KIND OF GLAD HE
SCREWED UP, THOUGH. I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE.

152
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,593
I KNOW.

153
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,597
MY MOTHER SAYS YOU SHOULD
NEVER LET A MAN BE THE ONLY FOCUS IN YOUR LIFE.

154
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,598
WHY?

155
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,600
'CAUSE THEY GOT
DICKS FOR BRAINS.

156
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,609
MRS. JONES,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

157
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,612
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?

158
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,616
OH, YEAH, IT'S RENT DAY.

159
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,617
OH,

160
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,118
LINK.

161
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,620
NOW, I'VE BEEN
VERY GENEROUS WITH YOU.

162
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,623
YOU'RE 3 MONTHS
BEHIND WITH THE RENT.

163
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,127
WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO?

164
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,630
WHAT ELSE DOES
YOUR MOTHER SAY?

165
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,132
THAT YOU CAN'T
EVER TRUST THEM.

166
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,634
WHY?

167
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,136
'CAUSE THEY GOT
DICKS FOR BRAINS.

168
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,138
[both laughing]

169
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,140
DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD?
[groaning]

170
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,642
IT'S SO COSMIC.

171
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,646
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

172
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,149
LOOK AT THEM, LINK.
AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?

173
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,651
THEY'RE BRAND NEW.

174
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,653
LET'S BREAK THEM IN.

175
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,154
[moaning]

176
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,158
I'M TELLING YOU,
SUNNY, THEY'RE SCREWING AND EATING MACHINES.

177
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,160
THAT'S ALL THEY DO,
SCREW AND EAT.

178
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,162
THEY CAN GO FOR
A WHILE WITHOUT EATING--

179
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,663
I DON'T THINK
LINK'S LIKE THAT.

180
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:08,667
TRUST ME, THEY ALL ARE.
IT'S A CHEMICAL THING.

181
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,170
[gasps]

182
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,172
MAMA KNOWS WHAT BABY WANTS.

183
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,173
[groaning]

184
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,677
[grunting]

185
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,179
I CAN'T DO THIS.

186
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,180
[screams]

187
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,683
I WIN.

188
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,184
JESUS, WHAT IS
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

189
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,186
IT JUST DOESN'T
FEEL RIGHT.

190
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,188
YOUR WOODY SEEMED
TO THINK IT FELT ALL RIGHT.

191
00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,689
WELL, HE CAN'T
BE TRUSTED.

192
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,191
ARE YOU GAY?

193
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,692
NO. I'VE BEEN
SEEING A GIRL.

194
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,195
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SOMETHING, INSTEAD OF LEADING ME ON?

195
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,196
OW!

196
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,697
LEADING YOU ON?

197
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,699
[door opens]

198
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,200
[sighs]

199
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,704
♪[humming]

200
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,705
WHAT'S THIS?

201
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,206
THAT'S YOUR EVICTION NOTICE.

202
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,707
YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?

203
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,210
OH, ACTUALLY,
I'VE HAD AN OFFER

204
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,711
TO TURN THIS SHACK
INTO A LUXURY CONDO

205
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,714
AND I'VE JUST
DECIDED TO TAKE THE DEVELOPER UP ON IT.

206
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,717
ALL THIS BECAUSE
I WOULDN'T LET YOU DO ME?

207
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,718
YOU!

208
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,219
[hammer crashes]

209
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,725
(Bernie)
MAN, EL NINO'S REALLY MESSING WITH US.

210
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,729
NOTHING BUT ANKLE-SLAPPERS.

211
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,731
THINK IT WILL EVER
CLEAR UP?

212
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,233
HEY.

213
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,235
WHAT?

214
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,236
WHERE'S YOUR HEAD?

215
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,240
I'M THINKING HOW
MY LIFE IS LIKE THE SURF.

216
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,244
YESTERDAY IT WAS TUBULAR.
TODAY IT'S DOG PISS.

217
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,248
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
GIVE HER THE BUMP AND GRIND?

218
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,250
I DON'T KNOW.

219
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,252
JUST ALL OF A SUDDEN
I START THINKING ABOUT SUNNY.

220
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,253
SHH!

221
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,254
YOU'RE

222
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,255
[makes whipping sound]

223
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,758
WHIPPED, DUDE.

224
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,761
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD IT THAT BAD.

225
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,765
ALL THIS NECTAR AROUND,
AND I HAVE TO GET HUNG UP ON ONE OF THEM.

226
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,271
THERE'S ONLY ONE
CURE FOR YOU.

227
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,277
[whispering]
PARTY.

228
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,797
(Ronald)
HI, SWEET BABY.

229
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,299
HI, HONEY. HI.

230
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,800
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE GOTTA GET OFF THE BEACH.

231
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,803
THANK GOD.

232
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,305
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WE GOTTA
MEET THE GIRLS IN A MORE INTIMATE ENVIRONMENT

233
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:30,309
WHERE WE CAN, YOU KNOW,
GET THE LIGHTS LOW AND DO A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE.

234
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,310
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

235
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,813
I MEAN, THESE FOXES
MUST GO SOMEWHERE AT NIGHT.

236
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,815
IF ONLY
WE KNEW WHERE.

237
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,821
[people chattering]

238
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,822
♪[music playing]

239
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,836
I LIKE THIS SHIRT.

240
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:01,340
YOU KNOW, IT WOULD
BE SO SAD IF THEY TEAR THIS PLACE DOWN

241
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,842
WITHOUT US USING
THE SHOWER ONE LAST TIME.

242
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,344
[snickers]

243
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,346
AND I THOUGHT GUYS
HAD A ONE-TRACK MIND.

244
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,847
[giggles]

245
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,350
[man gasping]

246
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,353
[screaming]

247
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,863
[people cheering]

248
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,864
YEAH!

249
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,867
MY! ALL THAT
FOR A LIGHT BEER, HUH?

250
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:35,374
OH, LOOK WHO
WE HAVE HERE. HO.

251
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,376
OH.
HO.

252
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,877
THIS DRESS
IS SO GROOVY.

253
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,879
THANKS.

254
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,380
YEAH.

255
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,381
[sighs]

256
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,882
YOUR RIB'S HERE.

257
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,385
OH.

258
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,886
I'LL--I'LL
CHECK YOU LATER.

259
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,889
(Kimberlee)
WHATEVER.

260
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,391
OH, I'M SO STOKED
YOU GUYS MADE IT.

261
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,892
HOW'S GLORIA?

262
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,394
UM,

263
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,895
WHERE'S YOUR,
UH, DATE?

264
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,398
GEE, LINK, I HAVEN'T
PICKED HIM OUT YET.

265
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,400
AAH!

266
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,902
THAT ONE LOOKS GOOD.
EXCUSE ME.

267
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,909
SHE'S SUCH A FEISTY
LITTLE ONE, ISN'T SHE?

268
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,410
THAT'S WHY I LIKE HER.

269
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,913
HEY.

270
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,916
I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL,
JUST FOR YOU.

271
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,924
WHY DIDN'T YOU
GIVE IT TO KIMBERLEE?

272
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,427
OH, SHE'S YESTERYEAR.

273
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,929
WE'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS NOW,
THAT'S ALL.

274
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,431
SURE.

275
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,932
OH, COME ON,

276
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,435
YOU'RE MY MAIN SQUEEZE
NOW, HONEST.

277
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,439
I'M REALLY SORRY
I SCREWED UP.

278
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,443
FORGIVE ME?

279
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,948
WANNA GRAB A BEER?

280
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,950
NOT IF I HAVE TO
JUMP OFF A ROOF.

281
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,452
YOU WON'T HAVE TO.
PROMISE.

282
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:54,953
<i>♪ HEY ♪</i>

283
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,456
<i>♪ HEY ♪</i>

284
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,461
<i>♪ YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT</i>
<i>THE ONLY ONE ♪</i>

285
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:09,968
<i>♪ AND I HAVEN'T SEEN</i>
<i>A BETTER ONE ♪</i>

286
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,483
[hissing]

287
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,486
<i>♪ I AM BETTER NOW ♪</i>

288
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,988
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU POP A TIRE?

289
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,990
I JUST LIKE
WHAT I SEE.

290
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,992
[sighs]

291
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,994
[chuckling]

292
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,495
WANNA BUST A MOVE?

293
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:37,996
AHEM.

294
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,498
<i>♪ IF YOU GOT ♪</i>

295
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,499
NOT WITH YOU,  <i>CHOLO.</i>

296
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,001
COME ON,
EVERYONE'S GETTING DOWN.

297
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,004
YEAH, EVERYBODY BUT ME.

298
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,506
HEY.

299
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,008
HEY.

300
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,010
YOU THINK I'M PUTTING
THE MOVES ON YOU?

301
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,011
YEAH, AREN'T YOU?

302
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,012
THAT DEPENDS.

303
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,013
YEAH? WHAT DOES IT
DEPEND ON?

304
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,515
HOW HORNY YOU ARE.

305
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,516
[giggling]

306
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,518
[both giggling]

307
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:04,022
<i>♪ DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN</i>
<i>WANTED, WANTED, WANTED ♪</i>

308
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,025
<i>♪ GOT TO FIND SOMETHING ♪</i>

309
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,528
LORD ALMIGHTY,
WE'VE HIT THE MOTHER LODE!

310
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,030
GENTLEMEN,
THIS IS WHERE HARD-ONS COME TO DIE.

311
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,532
WOW, WOW, WOW.

312
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,535
YOU KNOW WHAT, HOWARD?
EVEN YOU COULD SCORE HERE.

313
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,537
[whooping]

314
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,540
DON'T, 'CAUSE, DON'T.

315
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,041
PARTNER, LET'S RIDE.

316
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,043
[chuckles]

317
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,044
HAPPY HUNTING, GENTLEMEN.

318
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,049
I SAW THIS GIRL
OVER THERE AND SHE'S...

319
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,551
BOND. JAMES BOND.

320
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,052
<i>♪ YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE ♪</i>

321
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,556
<i>♪[music playing]</i>

322
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,064
IT'S SO SAD THAT
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.

323
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,067
YEAH.

324
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,069
LOOK AT ALL THESE
BEAUTIFUL PAINTINGS.

325
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,072
IT'S TOO BAD YOU
CAN'T TAKE THEM WITH YOU.

326
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,574
WHO SAYS I CAN'T?

327
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,579
FLIPPER COMES WITH.

328
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,080
STEP ASIDE, BABY DOLL.

329
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,583
[saw whizzing]

330
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,586
BOB VILA,
EAT YOUR HEART OUT, DUDE.

331
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,590
[laughing]

332
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,592
WHAT IS HE DOING?

333
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,093
HE'S TAKING DOWN
HIS PAINTING.

334
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,096
WITH A SKILSAW?

335
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,599
WHY NOT?
THE PLACE IS GOING TO BE GUTTED ANYWAY.

336
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,602
YEAH!

337
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,604
YOU KNOW HIM?

338
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,607
THAT'S MY BEST HOMEY.

339
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,109
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
YOU 2 WERE BUTT BUDDIES.

340
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,612
[girls chattering]

341
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,614
(girl
MY GOD, IT'S JUST SO IMPERSONAL.

342
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,116
(girl
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. I MEAN, IT'S SO HURTFUL.

343
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:42,121
HOLY GOD, THERE MUST
BE A LAW AGAINST LOOKING THIS SEXY.

344
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,122
THERE IS.

345
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,624
WE'RE JUST BREAKING IT.

346
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,627
ANYWAY, YEAH,
THIS GUY WAS SUCH A CREEP.

347
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,129
WHERE DO GUYS LIKE
THIS COME FROM ANYWAY? AHEM.

348
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,132
I'M, UH, I'M RONALD.

349
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,134
[glasses clink]

350
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,636
NICE CHEST HAIR.

351
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,644
(Conner)
EVENING THERE, LITTLE DARLING. YOU SURE ARE PRETTY.

352
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,148
NOW, SEE?
YOU LOOK GOOD IN MY HAT.

353
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,650
MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO
GIVE ME A LITTLE SUGAR TO GO WITH THAT--

354
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,651
[yells]

355
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,152
[girls screaming]

356
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,657
I CAN'T SWIM.

357
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,159
(Conner)
CALL A LIFEGUARD.

358
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,163
I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

359
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,664
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

360
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,167
WHAT ARE A-- WHAT ARE A,
COUPLE OF TOTAL FOXES LIKE YOU

361
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:32,171
DOING STANDING HERE
ALL BY YOURSELVES?

362
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,674
WELL, MAYBE WE'RE JUST
WAITING FOR A STUD LIKE YOU TO COME ALONG.

363
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,675
[girls giggling]

364
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,677
(Stephanie)
TELL ME, ARE YOU A PLAYER?

365
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,178
OH, YEAH,
OH, YEAH, BABY.

366
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,182
YOU KNOW, I JUST MADE
A HUGE COMMISSION, AND, UH.

367
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:47,186
YOU KNOW, IF I WAS TAKING
A LONG DRIVE, I COULD USE THOSE AS ARM RESTS.

368
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,188
AND I'M LOOKING
FOR A LITTLE ACTION.

369
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,190
[chuckling]

370
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,192
GOOD. 'CAUSE THE ONLY
WAY YOU'RE GONNA GET A COUPLE OF FOXES IN BED

371
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,194
IS IF YOU
PAY FOR IT.

372
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,698
HONEY, I--I--I--

373
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,701
I DON'T PAY FOR IT.

374
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,704
WELL, THEN YOU
MUST BE VERY HORNY.

375
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,208
[girls chuckle]

376
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,209
(Ronald)
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

377
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,212
HOW MUCH FOR THE BOTH
OF YOU? I'VE GOT, UH--

378
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:14,713
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

379
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,714
WHAT A CREEP.

380
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,216
NOT EVERYONE'S
FOR SALE, ASSHOLE.

381
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,219
[gasping]

382
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:21,720
[sighs]

383
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,725
ALL RIGHT.
HOW MUCH FOR JUST YOU?

384
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,727
[chuckling]

385
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,269
<i>♪[rock music playing]</i>

386
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,771
[laughing]

387
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,275
OH, NO,
IT'S MRS. JONES.

388
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,783
[police siren wailing]

389
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,301
[man screaming]

390
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,304
[people cheering]

391
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,309
HEY, IT WAS EMPTY.

392
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,811
[all cheering]

393
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,816
MRS. JONES,
WHAT A SURPRISE.

394
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,318
HAVING A FEW FRIENDS OVER,
ARE WE, LINK?

395
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,820
UH...

396
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,322
THEY JUST DROPPED BY.

397
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,326
PEOPLE CAN BE
SO INCONSIDERATE.

398
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,329
THEY SEE A FEW
HUNDRED FLYERS SAYING "PARTY"

399
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,831
AND THEY JUST
BARGE RIGHT IN.

400
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,833
"EVICTION PARTY."
THAT'S CUTE.

401
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:15,834
EXACTLY.

402
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,335
OH, OH-OH.

403
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,338
SOMEBODY CALLED THE COPS.

404
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,840
HEY, YOU,
WHOSE PARTY IS THIS?

405
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,341
(Callahan)
WHOSE APARTMENT IS THIS?

406
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,844
OH, I DID.

407
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,847
I MEAN, THE INVITATION
SAID "EVERYBODY."

408
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,852
(Wendel)
WHOSE PARTY IS THIS?

409
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,354
OH, EVENING, OCCIFERS.

410
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,856
IS THIS YOUR PARTY?

411
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,858
UH, WELL, YES, IT IS.

412
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,860
WE HAD A COMPLAINT
ABOUT THE NOISE.

413
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,862
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
SHUT THE PARTY DOWN.

414
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,364
OH, I'M SO SORRY.

415
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,866
YOU KNOW,

416
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,369
SOMETIMES THE KIDS
GET A HOLD OF THE VOLUME CONTROL.

417
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,372
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW,
HOW KIDS ARE. THEY THINK LOUDER IS BETTER.

418
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,375
YOU KNOW, WILD
AND CRAZY KIDS THESE DAYS.

419
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,377
UM...

420
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,881
WOULD YOU HOLD
ON A SECOND?

421
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,886
<i>♪ LESS THAN A GOD ♪</i>

422
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,888
<i>♪ IS WHAT YOU ARE ♪</i>

423
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,395
THAT'S THAT SMOOTH OPERATOR
FROM THE BEACH.

424
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,398
LOOK AT THOSE BABES
HE'S WITH NOW.

425
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,900
HAVE ANOTHER DRINK.

426
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,404
DON'T MIND IF I DO.

427
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:30,409
STEPHANIE, JULIE,
THIS IS OFFICER WENDEL, AND OFFICER CALLAHAN.

428
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:33,912
WHY DON'T YOU COME
WITH ME, SO I CAN SHOW YOU THE STEREO.

429
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:37,916
SO YOU CAN
PERSONALLY SUPERVISE THE VOLUME CONTROL REDUCTION?

430
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,419
I ALWAYS FELT
A UNIFORM BRINGS OUT THE MACHO IN A MAN.

431
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,421
[sighs]

432
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,424
SAY, DO YOU LIKE
THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?

433
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,426
[exclaiming]

434
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,928
OH, YEAH.

435
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:52,931
OH, IT'S A SHAME
YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THIS PARTY, OFFICERS.

436
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,934
EVERYBODY'S HAVING
SUCH A GOOD TIME.

437
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,436
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, MA'AM.
WE'RE NOT SHUTTING IT DOWN.

438
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,439
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE
NOT SHUTTING IT DOWN?

439
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,940
WE COULDN'T FIND
ANY VIOLATIONS.

440
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,944
NO VIOLATIONS?
THERE ARE 200 PEOPLE IN HERE.

441
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,446
YOU CAN HEAR
THE MUSIC BLASTING 7 BLOCKS AWAY.

442
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,449
PEOPLE ARE
JUMPING OFF THE ROOF, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

443
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,451
UH, IT'S ALL
WITHIN CODE, MA'AM.

444
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:18,456
NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME.
I OWN THIS PLACE.

445
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,959
AND I WANT
THESE PRE-PUBESCENT JUVENILE DELINQUENTS

446
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:24,963
AND THEIR BIMBETTE GIRLFRIENDS
OUT OF HERE, NOW!

447
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,466
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK
YOU TO LEAVE, MA'AM.

448
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,968
ME? YOU WANT ME
TO LEAVE?

449
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,470
YOU'RE IN VIOLATION
OF ORDINANCE 415.

450
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,973
THAT'S "DISTURBING
THE PEACE," MA'AM.

451
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,976
FRIGGING BOY'S CLUB.

452
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:45,483
UH, THIS IS CAR 64.
OFFICER WENDEL REPORTING.

453
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,986
THE DISTURBANCE ON
RANCHO COVE'S ABATED.

454
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,989
NO NEED FOR
FURTHER ASSISTANCE. OVER.

455
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,490
<i>(dispatcher)</i>
<i>COPY, 64.</i>

456
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,492
RADICAL.

457
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,997
HEY, SUNNY,
I JUST STOLE HIS HANDCUFFS.

458
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,498
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

459
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,001
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING, DICK BRAIN?

460
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,003
BACK TO MY PARTY.
YOU WANNA COME?

461
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,005
THAT' S ALL RIGHT,
I THINK I'LL STAY OUT HERE WITH YOU.

462
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,507
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
OUR OWN LITTLE PARTY.

463
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,510
[all chanting rhythmically]

464
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,011
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

465
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,013
WE GOTTA MOVE.
THERE'S THIS DUDE BEHIND YOU--

466
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:16,514
I'M NOT GONNA
FALL FOR THAT.

467
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,518
DUDE, THIS AIN'T
A JEDI MIND TRICK. THERE'S THIS GUY BEHIND YOU--

468
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,521
(surfer)
THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA MOVE IS YOUR FACE.

469
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,523
[clattering]

470
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,025
I TOLD YOU, MAGILLA GORILLA.
I TRIED TO BE NICE.

471
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,027
YOU JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN,
YOU FOOL.

472
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,528
GIVE ME 5.

473
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,530
(all)
YEAH.

474
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:35,033
WELL, UM,

475
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,035
I GUESS I'LL PROBABLY
SEE YOU AROUND,

476
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:40,538
YOU KNOW, SINCE OUR HOMEYS
ARE PRACTICALLY ENGAGED AND STUFF.

477
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,541
YEAH.

478
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,542
AHEM.

479
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,044
FATE CAN BE CRUEL.

480
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:49,047
YOU CAN'T FIGHT DESTINY.

481
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,553
(all)
♪ 27 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL ♪

482
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,055
♪ 27 BOTTLES OF BEER ♪

483
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,058
♪ TAKE ONE DOWN,
PASS IT AROUND ♪

484
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:03,061
♪ 26 BOTTLES OF BEER
ON THE WALL ♪

485
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,562
[chuckling]

486
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,065
UH.
UM.

487
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,566
I GOTTA GET GOING.

488
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,568
YEAH. ME, TOO.

489
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,594
NICE. VERY NICE.

490
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,098
$11,000 A MONTH
FOR THIS SIEVE.

491
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,599
AHEM.

492
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:48,106
BY THE WAY,
I FOUND SHELLEY WINTERS FLOATING FACE UP IN THE DEN.

493
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,608
[thunder rumbling]

494
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:54,613
I FEEL LIKE A BUFFALO
JUST ATE ME UP AND SHIT ME OUT.

495
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,116
I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE
USING MY HEAD

496
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:02,120
AS A GIANT Q-TIP
TO SWAB OUT HIS BUTT.

497
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,623
BY THE WAY,
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?

498
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,628
A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK
VENDING MACHINE CONDOM.

499
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,631
TANGERINE FLAVORED.

500
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,133
[thunder rumbling]

501
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,638
WHERE'S HOWARD?

502
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,640
HOWARD GOT LUCKY
LAST NIGHT.

503
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,641
BULLSHIT.

504
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,644
[Howard snoring]

505
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,150
I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS.

506
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,655
[Howard whispering]

507
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,158
HOWARD, YOU HAVE
A WOMAN IN YOUR BED.

508
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,667
CONGRATULATIONS, SON.

509
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,671
AND--AND--AND THERE SHE WAS,
YOU KNOW, WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR AND EVERYTHING.

510
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,172
NEXT THING, WE'RE
STANDING THERE TOGETHER.

511
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,175
WE BOTH NEED A RIDE,
AND WE DON'T HAVE A CAR.

512
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,677
SO WE CATCH A CAB
TOGETHER AND WE TALKED THE ENTIRE WAY HOME.

513
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,681
AND WE GOT ALONG
REALLY WELL, AND SHE JUST WAS SO GREAT.

514
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,682
[chuckles]

515
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:04,683
YOU KNOW?

516
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,684
AND--AND--AND--
AND IT WAS LIKE SCARY.

517
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,687
THAT'S SO GREAT.
SHUT UP.

518
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,690
NO, COME ON, IT WAS
ROMANTIC, AND IT WAS ALL THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW.

519
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,192
I'M SERIOUS, GUYS.
I THINK SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE.

520
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,694
I REALLY LIKE HER.
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

521
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,196
(male guest)
HOWIE.

522
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,199
THANKS FOR LETTING ME
CRASH YOUR PAD, DUDE.

523
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,701
PHEW.

524
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,702
OH, MAN.

525
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:31,209
HEY, MAN, YOU MIND
IF I BORROW YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?

526
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:35,713
UH. OH, NO, NO.

527
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,216
COOL. MY MOUTH TASTES
LIKE ROAD KILL.

528
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,218
UGH.

529
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,219
[sighs]

530
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,727
LORD ALMIGHTY.

531
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,230
<i>(Conner)</i>
<i>WELL, I AM NOT GONNA</i> <i>SPEND ANOTHER VACATION</i>

532
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:55,233
<i>WITH THE 3 OF US</i>
<i>STANDING AROUND WITH</i> <i>OUR DICKS IN OUR HANDS.</i>

533
00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:58,236
<i>(Ronald)</i>
<i>NO, I--I THINK WE NEED</i> <i>PROFESSIONAL HELP.</i>

534
00:28:58,236 --> 00:28:59,737
<i>AND I KNOW JUST THE GUY.</i>

535
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,744
[sighing]

536
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,756
[thundering]

537
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,765
[clattering]

538
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,282
OH, LINK.

539
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:48,286
ARE YOU STILL HERE?
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE OUT OF HERE BY NOW.

540
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,287
OH, YOU ARE OUT.

541
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:50,788
[Jones laughing]

542
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,291
JESUS, MRS. JONES.
YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME.

543
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,795
I WAS JUST FINISHING
WHAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS STARTED.

544
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,797
YOU INSPIRED ME.

545
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,800
WELL, AT LEAST YOU DON'T
HOLD A GRUDGE.

546
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,303
AFTER THE WAY YOU
TREATED ME, THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO TO YOU.

547
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,804
I MEAN, FOR YOU.

548
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:12,811
OH, AND, LINK,
PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO USE ME AS A REFERENCE.

549
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,813
[laughs facetiously]

550
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,315
TOODLE-OO.

551
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:31,329
<i>♪ NOW ONE DAY ♪</i>

552
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:33,831
<i>♪ I'M GONNA STARE</i>
<i>INTO THE SUN ♪</i>

553
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,835
<i>♪ TILL IT BURNS OUT</i>
<i>ALL THESE ♪</i>

554
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,336
<i>♪ COBWEBS ♪</i>

555
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:40,838
<i>♪ AND MUDDY WATER ♪</i>

556
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,841
<i>♪ THAT CLOUDS MY THOUGHTS</i>
<i>ABOUT HER ♪</i>

557
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:48,346
<i>♪ OR MAYBE I'LL DRIFT OUT</i>
<i>ON THE OCEAN ♪</i>

558
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:54,352
<i>♪ SO FAR OUT</i>
<i>I CAN'T SEE THEN ♪</i>

559
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,858
<i>♪ NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS ♪</i>

560
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,865
LOOKS LIKE YOU
MAY BE IN NEED, SON.

561
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,366
MAYBE.

562
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,369
WE'VE GOT A LITTLE
BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

563
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:12,870
I'VE SEEN YOU GUYS BEFORE.

564
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,873
WE WERE AT YOUR
PARTY LAST NIGHT.

565
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,374
AND WE COULDN'T
HELP BUT NOTICE,

566
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,826
YOU KNOW A LOT OF
HOT-LOOKING BABES.

567
00:31:18,826 --> 00:31:20,327
YEAH, I KNOW A FEW. SO?

568
00:31:20,328 --> 00:31:22,830
WELL, WE WOULD LIKE
TO MEET SOME OF THEM.

569
00:31:23,831 --> 00:31:25,833
YOU WANNA MEET TASTIES?

570
00:31:27,335 --> 00:31:28,836
(both)
TASTIES?

571
00:31:28,836 --> 00:31:31,839
YEAH. THOSE PERFECT,
TIGHT, LITTLE BODIES YOU SAW AT MY PARTY.

572
00:31:33,841 --> 00:31:35,342
LIKE, UH...

573
00:31:38,846 --> 00:31:40,347
(Link)
LIKE HER.

574
00:31:43,851 --> 00:31:45,853
SILKY, TANNED SKIN,

575
00:31:47,855 --> 00:31:49,857
CUT MUSCLES THAT
JUST MELT TOGETHER.

576
00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:53,861
FIRM, UPTURNED BREASTS.

577
00:31:55,863 --> 00:31:57,364
ROUND BUTTS.

578
00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:00,868
HONEYCOMBED HAIR.

579
00:32:01,869 --> 00:32:05,873
ANGELIC FACES THAT
HAVE STRAWBERRY LIPS

580
00:32:05,873 --> 00:32:08,375
THAT ARE JUST BEGGING
TO BE KISSED.

581
00:32:08,376 --> 00:32:11,379
OH, GOD, YES, TAKE ME!
JUST TAKE--

582
00:32:11,379 --> 00:32:12,880
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.

583
00:32:13,381 --> 00:32:14,882
YOU'VE GOT DROOL
RIGHT THERE, TOO.

584
00:32:14,882 --> 00:32:16,884
THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL
WE WANNA MEET.

585
00:32:16,884 --> 00:32:19,386
SO WHAT, YOU WANT ME
TO BE YOUR PIMP?

586
00:32:19,387 --> 00:32:23,891
LOOK, JUST GET US
THE TASTIES, AND THEN WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST OF IT.

587
00:32:23,891 --> 00:32:27,895
DIDN'T YOU GUYS MEET
ANYONE AT THE PARTY?

588
00:32:27,895 --> 00:32:32,399
I MEAN, SHIT, IF YOU GUYS
COULDN'T HOOK UP WITH A BABE THERE...

589
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,901
ARE YOU CALLING
US LOSERS?

590
00:32:33,901 --> 00:32:36,904
LOOK, WE JUST WANT
A LITTLE ADVICE ON HOW TO MEET SOME OF THE LOCAL--

591
00:32:36,904 --> 00:32:38,405
(both)
TASTIES.

592
00:32:38,406 --> 00:32:40,908
AND WE'RE OFFERING PAYMENT
FOR YOUR SERVICES.

593
00:32:41,409 --> 00:32:43,411
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

594
00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:45,413
$200 A DAY,
PLUS EXPENSES.

595
00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:46,914
CHRIST, HE'S NOT WORTH
THAT MUCH.

596
00:32:46,914 --> 00:32:49,416
IT'S MY MONEY.
I'LL BE THE JUDGE.

597
00:32:51,419 --> 00:32:55,423
I THINK I MIGHT
JUST BE ABLE TO FIT YOU INTO MY SCHEDULE, GENTLEMEN.

598
00:32:58,426 --> 00:33:00,428
(Conner)
YE-YEAH!

599
00:33:00,928 --> 00:33:02,429
GOOD MORNING,
MA'AM.

600
00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:04,432
GUYS, GUYS,
PAY ATTENTION. PAY ATTENTION.

601
00:33:06,934 --> 00:33:08,435
OK.

602
00:33:08,436 --> 00:33:10,438
BEFORE I CAN TEACH
YOU HOW TO PULL CHICKS,

603
00:33:10,438 --> 00:33:12,440
I NEED TO SEE WHAT
YOU ALREADY KNOW.

604
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:13,941
[scoffs]

605
00:33:13,941 --> 00:33:15,943
YOU MAY WANNA
TAKE NOTES.

606
00:33:16,944 --> 00:33:18,445
[whistling]

607
00:33:19,447 --> 00:33:21,449
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S UP TO YOU.

608
00:33:24,452 --> 00:33:28,456
YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE GONNA DO GREAT. COME ON, GO GET HER.

609
00:33:28,456 --> 00:33:31,459
[girls chattering]

610
00:33:36,964 --> 00:33:38,966
PARDON ME, MISS.

611
00:33:38,966 --> 00:33:42,970
BUT YOU SEEM WAY TOO PRETTY
TO BE SITTING OUT HERE ALL BY YOUR LONESOME.

612
00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:45,472
MY BOYFRIEND AND I
JUST BROKE UP.

613
00:33:49,477 --> 00:33:52,980
I KNOW HOW HARD
IT IS TO BE PARTED FROM A LOVED ONE.

614
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:55,482
I HAD ME A LITTLE
FILLY BACK HOME.

615
00:33:55,483 --> 00:33:57,485
SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL.

616
00:33:57,985 --> 00:33:59,987
HAD THE SWEETEST
NATURE I'VE EVER KNOWN.

617
00:33:59,987 --> 00:34:02,489
[sighs]

618
00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:05,993
[stammering]
HI, I'M, UH-UH-UH, I--I--

619
00:34:05,993 --> 00:34:10,497
I'M, UH, I, UH, I WAS, UH--

620
00:34:10,498 --> 00:34:14,001
WHEN THE GOOD LORD TOOK HER,
IT ABOUT KILLED ME.

621
00:34:14,001 --> 00:34:15,502
I'M SO SORRY.

622
00:34:16,504 --> 00:34:18,005
YOU'RE VERY KIND.

623
00:34:19,507 --> 00:34:22,510
[muttering indistinctly]

624
00:34:24,512 --> 00:34:26,514
WAS SHE SICK
FOR VERY LONG?

625
00:34:27,515 --> 00:34:29,016
NO.

626
00:34:29,016 --> 00:34:32,019
SHE BROKE HER LEG
AND WE HAD TO SHOOT HER.

627
00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,521
GOD, I MISS HER.

628
00:34:36,023 --> 00:34:38,025
YOU SHOT YOUR WIFE?

629
00:34:39,026 --> 00:34:41,028
NO, MY HORSE.

630
00:34:42,029 --> 00:34:44,031
YOU ASSHOLE.

631
00:34:47,535 --> 00:34:49,036
(girl
NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.

632
00:34:49,036 --> 00:34:50,537
(girl
IN YOUR DREAMS, BUDDY.

633
00:34:50,538 --> 00:34:52,039
OH, MAN.

634
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,042
[girls giggling]

635
00:34:56,043 --> 00:34:59,046
MMM, GOOD!

636
00:34:59,046 --> 00:35:01,548
[girls laughing]

637
00:35:01,549 --> 00:35:04,051
(both)
MMM! MMM!

638
00:35:04,552 --> 00:35:06,554
SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP.

639
00:35:06,554 --> 00:35:10,558
BECAUSE WITH 2 WOMEN
THIS GORGEOUS STANDING ON EITHER SIDE OF ME,

640
00:35:10,558 --> 00:35:12,560
I MUST BE DREAMING.

641
00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:14,561
NO PROBLEM.

642
00:35:14,562 --> 00:35:16,063
ANY TIME.

643
00:35:16,564 --> 00:35:18,065
[girls laughing]

644
00:35:25,072 --> 00:35:28,075
THIS MAY BE A
BIGGER PROBLEM THAN I THOUGHT.

645
00:35:28,075 --> 00:35:29,576
THEY REALLY SUCK.

646
00:35:31,078 --> 00:35:32,712
[seagulls cawing]

647
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:39,220
(Sunny)
I LOVE THE OCEAN THIS TIME OF DAY. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

648
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,723
YEAH. YOU CAN GO MAD
TRYING TO PAINT IT.

649
00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:46,226
WHY?

650
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:50,231
WELL, WHEN THE SUN SETS,
THE COLORS CHANGE SO RAPIDLY.

651
00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:52,733
YOU JUST CAN'T PAINT
AS FAST.

652
00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:54,234
HAVE YOU TRIED IT
LATELY?

653
00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,237
PAINTING?

654
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:59,240
UH, NO,
I'VE BEEN KIND OF BUSY.

655
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,244
SUDS AND SURF?

656
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,746
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW,
I GOT A JOB.

657
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:07,247
REALLY?

658
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,249
INDEED.

659
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,751
DOING WHAT?

660
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,253
UH, WELL, UM...

661
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:18,259
I'M TEACHING
A COUPLE OF OLDER GUYS ABOUT, UH, BEACH CULTURE.

662
00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:21,261
HEY, THAT SOUNDS COOL.
WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THEM?

663
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,763
WELL, LOTS OF STUFF.

664
00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:23,764
LIKE?

665
00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,769
LIKE, UH,
HOW TO MEET BABES,

666
00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:30,771
UM, CATCH A PERFECT TAN--

667
00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:34,274
OF ALL THE DUMB
THINGS YOU'VE DONE, NOW YOU'RE A PIMP?

668
00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:36,777
I'M NOT A PIMP.

669
00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,279
I'M JUST TRYING
TO HELP THEM GET THEIR ACTS TOGETHER

670
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,283
SO THAT--THAT THEY
CAN MEET GIRLS ON THEIR OWN.

671
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,785
AND WHAT MAKES
YOU SUCH AN EXPERT?

672
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,287
LOOK WHO I SCORED.

673
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:57,297
(Link)
OK, IF YOU WANNA PULL CHICKS,

674
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,300
YOU GOTTA KNOW
WHAT'S FLYING, WHAT'S WHACK.

675
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,803
'CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT
DOWN WITH WHO'S IN AND WHO'S OVER,

676
00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:04,805
THEN YOU'RE OUT,
GENTLEMEN.

677
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:06,307
HUH?

678
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:07,808
COME AGAIN?

679
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,811
WE'RE GONNA TEACH Y'ALL
HOW NOT TO BE GEEKS.

680
00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:13,814
WHO'S THAT?

681
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:15,315
THIS IS BERNIE.

682
00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:19,820
MY TRUSTED AND NORMALLY
SILENT ASSISTANT.

683
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:23,323
WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU
SORT OF A CRASH COURSE IN BEACH CULTURE.

684
00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,326
(Link)
NOW, LESSON NUMBER ONE--

685
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:27,328
MUSIC IS KEY.

686
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:29,830
<i>♪[rock music playing]</i>

687
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:33,834
WOW, UH, I REALLY LIKE
THE AUDIO COMPOSITING IN--IN THIS,

688
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,836
BECAUSE THEY USE
THAT D.A.T. RECORDING

689
00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:37,838
TO GET THAT MANY
SOUNDS PER SECOND.

690
00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:39,339
REMEMBER
I WAS TELLING YOU ON THE PLANE?

691
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,841
SHUT UP.

692
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,343
OK, CHECK THIS.

693
00:37:42,843 --> 00:37:45,345
CALIFORNIA'S
HOTTEST POWER SURF BAND.

694
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,848
IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY?

695
00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:49,850
IF YOU WANNA KNOW
HOW TO PULL CHICKS,

696
00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,852
YOU GOTTA KNOW
WHAT STIMULATES THEM.

697
00:37:51,852 --> 00:37:53,854
I GOT THEIR
STIMULATION RIGHT HERE.

698
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:54,855
[sighs]

699
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,358
JUST COOL IT, ROMEO.

700
00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,362
THE TRICK TO PULLING CHICKS
IS NOT TO JUST HAND THEM A LINE.

701
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,364
YOU GOTTA JUST TREAT
THEM LIKE REAL PEOPLE,

702
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,866
AND TALK TO THEM
REAL SMOOTH LIKE.

703
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:06,867
YEAH.

704
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,378
(Ronald)
I SEE WHAT I LIKE.

705
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:21,382
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
LISTEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

706
00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:24,384
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

707
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,386
HI.

708
00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:27,888
YOU SAID--

709
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:30,891
YOU SAID LAST NIGHT
THAT TODAY WE WERE GONNA BE PULLING CHICKS.

710
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:32,893
YEAH, YOU WILL..

711
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,895
BUT FIRST
WE GOTTA GET YOU STYLIN'.

712
00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:36,396
HOOK YOU UP
WITH A NEW LOOK

713
00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:38,399
AND SOME REALLY
FLY GEAR.

714
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,402
'CAUSE RETRO IS IN.

715
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:44,405
YEAH.

716
00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:47,908
SO WE'RE GONNA
TEACH YOU HOW NOT TO LOOK LIKE GEEKS.

717
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:11,932
ALL RIGHT!
YOU DUDES ARE STYLIN' NOW.

718
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,934
IT'S NOT ENOUGH
TO WALK THE WALK,

719
00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:15,435
YOU ALSO GOTTA
TALK THE TALK,

720
00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:18,438
SO THE TASTIES
DON'T VIBE YOU OUT.

721
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:19,940
WE'RE GONNA
TEACH Y'ALL--

722
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,942
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, WE GOT IT.

723
00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:25,445
HE'S GONNA TEACH US
HOW TO NOT TALK LIKE GEEKS.

724
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:26,947
YEAH.

725
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:29,950
OK, IF YOU WERE
IN FRANCE, YOU'D LEARN FRENCH, RIGHT?

726
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,451
<i>BONJOUR.</i>

727
00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,954
(Link)
SO, YOU'RE GONNA LEARN BEACH.

728
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:38,959
SEE, BEACH SPEAK IS
ABOUT SURFING, PARTYING, AND PULLING CHICKS.

729
00:39:38,959 --> 00:39:41,461
(both)
STUFF THAT REALLY MATTERS.

730
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,963
YEAH.

731
00:39:42,963 --> 00:39:45,465
(Link)
NOW, A LOT OF WORDS COME FROM BEACH SPEAK,

732
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,468
BUT CAN BE USED
IN OTHER SCENARIOS.

733
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:50,971
OK, ATTRACTIVE WOMEN
ARE CALLED TASTIES.

734
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:51,972
BUTTER.

735
00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:53,473
NECTAR.

736
00:39:53,974 --> 00:39:56,977
IF YOU'RE GOOD,
YOU'RE...

737
00:39:57,978 --> 00:39:59,980
(both)
WICKED!

738
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:00,981
YEAH!

739
00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:01,982
IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD...

740
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,484
YOU'RE THE SHIT!

741
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,485
YEAH.

742
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,487
OK, OK, I WANNA TRY IT.
I'M A SHIT.

743
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:08,989
NO, MAN.

744
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:09,990
TSK!

745
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,992
THAT MEANS YOU'RE
AN ASSHOLE.

746
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:14,995
NO, BUT HE--HE
JUST SAID THAT BEING A SHIT WAS GOOD.

747
00:40:14,995 --> 00:40:16,997
NO, DUDE. YOU WANNA...

748
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:20,000
YOU DON'T WANNA
BE "A SHIT," YOU WANNA BE "THE SHIT."

749
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,003
OK, OK.
I'M THE SHITS.

750
00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:26,006
NO, DUDE.
THAT MEANS YOU SUCK.

751
00:40:26,006 --> 00:40:27,507
NO BUT HE JUST...

752
00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,509
YOU-- AND THEN
YOU SAID THAT SHIT... UH, SHIT.

753
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,011
THIS IS SHIT.

754
00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:34,014
IT'S 2 DIFFERENT
KINDS OF SHIT, MAN.

755
00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:36,016
YOU TALK ABOUT SHIT?

756
00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:37,517
IS THERE A PROBLEM,
DUDE?

757
00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:39,019
[laughing]

758
00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:41,521
THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.

759
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,524
UH, YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO PULL CHICKS.

760
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,025
YEAH, WE WANNA
PULL CHICKS.

761
00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:47,528
WE DON'T NEED
YOU TO TELL US HOW TO TALK.

762
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:49,029
HI, GUYS.

763
00:40:49,029 --> 00:40:51,531
(both)
HEY!

764
00:40:51,532 --> 00:40:54,034
(girl)
DID YOU GET THE 411 ON PINHEAD?

765
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:56,036
HE WAS PETTING THE CAT
ON THIS CLEAN PEELER

766
00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:59,039
AND HE GOT TOTALLY PROSECUTED
BY THIS GNARLY MACKER.

767
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,541
DUDE GOT DUMPED.

768
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,043
OH, DIAL IN ON ME LATER.

769
00:41:04,044 --> 00:41:05,545
WHERE?

770
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,548
UH, WE'LL BE VEGGING
AT THE SHACK.

771
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:10,551
IT'LL BE SKEGGIN'.
BRING YOUR FRIENDS.

772
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,052
LATRONIC.

773
00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,554
(both)
CIAO.

774
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,557
THEY NEED TO TEACH US
HOW TO TALK.

775
00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:19,059
YEAH, I THINK
WE--WE MAY VERY WELL BE GEEKS.

776
00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:20,560
I'M COMPLETELY--

777
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,062
VERY SORRY ABOUT
THAT OUTBURST.

778
00:41:22,062 --> 00:41:23,563
WHAT WAS THAT
FRENCH THING AGAIN?

779
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,065
♪[music playing]

780
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:38,579
WHOA!

781
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,080
WHOA!

782
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,583
NEATO. I MEAN,
IT REALLY, UH, FAR OUT.

783
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:47,087
UH, I MEAN, NO,
UH, UH, WICKED. WICKED.

784
00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:49,089
ALL RIGHT,
YOU MACK DADDIES,

785
00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:52,092
YOU'RE HIP,
YOU'RE STYLIN',

786
00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:54,594
AND YOU'RE SWIMMING
IN BUTTER.

787
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,096
SO GO SPREAD SOME,
ALL RIGHT?

788
00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:57,598
DON'T WAIT UP.

789
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,102
[sighing]

790
00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:03,603
WOW!

791
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:06,607
DO YOU REALLY THINK
THEY CAN PULL ANY CHICKS?

792
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,108
DUDE, HOW
CAN THEY FAIL?

793
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:11,612
THEY'VE GOT
THE PRIMO TEACHERS.

794
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,614
HEY, YOU WANNA
BUST A MOVE?

795
00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,616
OH, UH,

796
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,117
CHA, I'M FLAMING.

797
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,621
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE SUCH A 'ROID.

798
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,623
OH, NO, NO, NO, WAIT.
COME BACK.

799
00:42:22,623 --> 00:42:25,626
I--I, UH,
I'VE GOT THE POWER.

800
00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:40,140
YEE-HA!

801
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,153
HEY, KILLER LOCKS.

802
00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:54,654
OH, HEY, THANKS.

803
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,657
UM, UH,

804
00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,659
HEY, UH, YOU WANNA WHACK
THE WEEDER?

805
00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:00,160
HUH!

806
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:07,167
[giggling]

807
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:08,668
(Link)
YUM. MMM.

808
00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:10,170
[girl giggling]

809
00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:12,673
THAT WAS REALLY SPECIAL.

810
00:43:12,673 --> 00:43:14,675
(Kimberlee)
I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE,

811
00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:18,178
BUT YOU HAVE THE COOLEST EYES
I HAVE EVER SEEN.

812
00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,680
HA, HA.

813
00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:23,684
WELL, THAT'S SO I CAN
SEE YOU BETTER.

814
00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:25,686
[girls laughing]

815
00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:30,190
I WOULDN'T LET IT GET
TO YOUR HEAD, HOMEY. SHE'S LACQUERED.

816
00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:33,693
UH, WOULD YOU LET
THE LADY TALK? SHE'S DOING JUST FINE.

817
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:34,695
SKANK.

818
00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,196
UH.

819
00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:41,201
MMM, JUST 'CAUSE
HE'S TAKEN DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T TRY.

820
00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:43,703
YEAH, DOESN'T MEAN
SHE CAN'T TRY.

821
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:44,705
[giggling]

822
00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:47,207
OOH, TRY.

823
00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,713
I THINK WE SHOULD GO
CHECK UP ON THE GEEKS.

824
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,716
WOULD YOU CHILL OUT,
DUDE?

825
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:58,719
I MEAN, HOW MUCH
TROUBLE CAN THEY POSSIBLY GET IN?

826
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,721
(Link)
CHEERS!

827
00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,726
YOU KNOW,
A BOSS CHICK LIKE YOU

828
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:08,228
IS WASTED ON
THESE BOARD HEADS.

829
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:12,732
WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I
JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND GET BUSY, HUH?

830
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:14,734
HOW ABOUT SHE'S
WITH ME, HONDO, HUH?

831
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:16,236
BOGUS.

832
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,240
[Ronald grunting]

833
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,741
[crashing]

834
00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:23,743
[girls screaming]

835
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,246
[bottles smashing]

836
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,749
THIS IS TOTALLY BOGUS!

837
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,251
I WONDER WHICH GILLIGAN
STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS.

838
00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:34,754
[glass shattering]

839
00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:37,257
THIS IS LOCO, MAN.

840
00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:39,259
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A FIGHT
IN THE CREAM ROOM.

841
00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:40,760
WHOA!

842
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:42,262
GET OUT OF HERE!

843
00:44:43,263 --> 00:44:44,264
HEY, YOU BIG APE!

844
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:47,267
WHY DON'T YOU KEEP
YOUR HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND?

845
00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:51,271
COME HERE, SON.

846
00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:53,773
WHERE I COME FROM,
YOU NEVER HIT A GIRL.

847
00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,275
[grunts]

848
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,776
THAT'S 7.

849
00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:58,779
THAT'S 14.

850
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:00,280
[thuds]

851
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,781
THAT'S 21.

852
00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:03,283
[crashing]

853
00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,785
YOU MIGHT WANNA
PUT SOME ICE ON THAT.

854
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,788
IT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.

855
00:45:08,288 --> 00:45:09,789
OK, WHO'S NEXT?

856
00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,793
[waves breaking]

857
00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:32,812
[glass clinking]

858
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,815
(Conner)
WE REALLY FLAILED LAST NIGHT.

859
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,316
YEAH.

860
00:45:36,316 --> 00:45:37,317
MAYBE I SHOULD,
LIKE,

861
00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:39,319
GIVE YOU GUYS
YOUR MONEY BACK.

862
00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:42,822
NO, NO,
IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM, LINK. WE-WE'RE JUST HOPELESS.

863
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,325
HEY, DIDN'T I SEE
YOU DUDES AT THE CREAM ROOM LAST NIGHT?

864
00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,328
YEAH, I'M THE SHIT-DISTURBER
THAT CAUSED ALL THE DRAMA.

865
00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:50,330
OH, THE WHOLE SCENARIO
WAS SERIOUSLY WARPED.

866
00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:54,834
WORD, MAN. EVERYONE
WAS SCRAPPING. WE ALMOST GOT OUR ASSES CAPPED.

867
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:57,337
THAT WOULD'VE
BEEN HEINOUS.

868
00:45:57,337 --> 00:45:58,338
ALL RIGHT!

869
00:45:58,338 --> 00:46:00,340
HEY, YOU'RE THE BENNY
WHO KEPT THAT SCHMOO

870
00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:01,841
FROM BANGING THE BOTTLE
OVER MY HEAD.

871
00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,844
I COULDN'T LET HIM
DING YOUR DOME.

872
00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:04,845
THANKS.

873
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,346
(Conner)
RIGHT ON.

874
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:07,847
LOOK AT THOSE
CLEAN PEELERS.

875
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,349
AWESOME!
LET'S GO SHARKING.

876
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:10,850
WE GOTTA BAIL.

877
00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:11,852
BYE.

878
00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:13,854
LATRONIC.

879
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:16,356
DUDES, YOU JUST PULLED
SOME CHICKS.

880
00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,857
WE DID?

881
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,359
<i>DEFINITIVO!</i>

882
00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:20,360
YEAH!

883
00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:22,362
(Link)
RONALD, YOU DIDN'T GIVE THEM A LINE.

884
00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:24,364
AND, CONNER,
YOU WEREN'T A HICK.

885
00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:26,866
AND, HOWARD,
YOU FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT, DUDE.

886
00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,869
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

887
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:30,370
WE'RE PLAYERS!

888
00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:31,371
MACK DADDIES!

889
00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:32,872
WE ARE THE SHIT.

890
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:33,874
[whooping]

891
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,375
YES!

892
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,376
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

893
00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:38,878
THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING TO DO.

894
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,380
PARTY!

895
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,382
(all)
PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!

896
00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:45,886
PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!

897
00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:48,888
PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!

898
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,390
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!

899
00:46:50,390 --> 00:46:51,391
WHAT?

900
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,393
WE NEED A THEME, DUDE.

901
00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:54,394
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE--

902
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,396
CHILL!

903
00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:59,899
(Bernie)
HE'S IN THE 6TH ELEMENT WITH THE PARTY GODS.

904
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:30,931
I GOT IT!

905
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,433
(Link)
HEY,

906
00:47:33,433 --> 00:47:37,437
WE SET UP A MISS BIKINI
OLYMPICS CONTEST.

907
00:47:37,437 --> 00:47:39,939
[laughing]

908
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,441
WHAT KIND OF WOMAN
IS GONNA WANNA COMPETE

909
00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:43,443
IN AN OLYMPIC EVENT
WEARING A BIKINI?

910
00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:45,445
THE KIND THESE
GUYS WANNA MEET.

911
00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:47,447
YEAH. DUH.

912
00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:50,950
(Link)
ALL THE EVENTS WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE BEACH OR IN THE WATER.

913
00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:52,452
IT'S A NATURAL PLACE
FOR A BIKINI.

914
00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:55,455
YEAH, RIGHT.
IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO SHOW SKIN.

915
00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:57,957
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
REALLY, TELL ME 'CAUSE

916
00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:01,962
ARTISTS HAVE BEEN DEPICTING
THE FEMININE FORM FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS.

917
00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:03,463
EXPLOITING IT.

918
00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:05,465
EXPOSING,
EXPLOITING. WHATEVER.

919
00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:07,967
HE'S RIGHT.
LOOK AT BOTTICELLI'S <i>BIRTH OF VENUS.</i>

920
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:08,969
RUBENS'  <i>SIRENS.</i>

921
00:48:09,469 --> 00:48:10,470
THE GREEK'S APHRODITE.

922
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,472
HUGH HEFNER'S
CENTERFOLDS.

923
00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:13,473
[laughing]

924
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:16,977
WE'LL HAVE THE EVENTS

925
00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:18,979
WHERE YOU COMPETE
IN A BEAUTY PAGEANT FOR MISS BIKINI OLYMPIA.

926
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,981
YEAH, LIKE
A BIKINI CONTEST.

927
00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:21,982
YEAH.

928
00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:24,484
WE COULD BROADCAST THE EVENT
AND MAKE A FORTUNE.

929
00:48:24,484 --> 00:48:25,985
(Conner)
HOWARD COULD HOOK US UP

930
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,988
TO A SATELLITE FEED.
COULDN'T YOU?

931
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:28,989
(Howard)
I COULD DO THAT.

932
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:29,990
(Ronald)
I'LL DO THE SALES.

933
00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:32,492
AT YOUR USUAL FEE,
I MIGHT ADD.

934
00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:33,993
YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY,

935
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,496
HOW MUCH ARE YOU THINKING
OF OFFERING THE WINNER?

936
00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:38,498
YEAH, INTERESTING.

937
00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:40,500
DON'T TELL HER.
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.

938
00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,502
IT WOULD HAVE
TO BE A FORTUNE.

939
00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:43,503
OK, OK.

940
00:48:45,505 --> 00:48:47,507
$10,000 PER EVENT

941
00:48:47,507 --> 00:48:50,510
PLUS $50,000 FOR
MISS BIKINI OLYMPIA. WOULD THAT-- WOULD THAT BE ENOUGH?

942
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:52,512
$50,000?

943
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:55,515
WE'LL OFFER ENOUGH SO THAT
THE PRETTIEST WOMEN ON THE BEACH ARE GONNA WANNA COMPETE.

944
00:48:55,515 --> 00:48:57,016
I CAN OPEN MY AUTO
REPAIR SHOP. $50,000?

945
00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,018
YEAH, YOU COULD.

946
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:01,021
I MUST BE THE ONLY
DUDE WHOSE CHICK IS INTO CARS.

947
00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:04,024
HE'S THREATENED BY THAT.

948
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,526
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A CHICK MECHANIC?

949
00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,528
I'VE SEEN SOME
GREASY CHASSIS.

950
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,030
[laughing]

951
00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:14,534
BOOGIE BOARDING.
SIGN ME UP.

952
00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:15,535
YOU?

953
00:49:15,535 --> 00:49:17,036
YEAH, ME.

954
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,038
(Howard)
HERE WE GO.

955
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:20,040
(Sunny)
WHY, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

956
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,541
WELL, NO.

957
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:23,042
I MEAN YOU'RE VERY GOOD
AND ALL, BUT--

958
00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:26,045
BUT I'M NOT AS
GOOD AS KIMBERLEE.

959
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:27,547
SHE'S SOUTH COAST CHAMPION.

960
00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:29,549
LIKE YOU SAID--

961
00:49:29,549 --> 00:49:31,050
"YESTERYEAR."

962
00:49:32,552 --> 00:49:34,053
[all chattering]

963
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,058
(Link)
PASS THE JOINT, DUDE.

964
00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:41,561
<i>♪ ANY TIME I KISS HER</i>
<i>ON THE EARS AND NECK ♪</i>

965
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:45,064
<i>♪ THIS GIRL NAMED CHARLENE,</i>
<i>SHE ACTS SO MEAN ♪</i>

966
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:47,567
<i>♪ ANY TIME WE HAVE SEX ♪</i>

967
00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,569
<i>♪ SHE SCREAMS LIKE A SIREN ♪</i>

968
00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:52,572
<i>♪ THIS GIRL NAMED TIKARO ♪</i>

969
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:55,575
OK. BEACH VOLLEYBALL.

970
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:57,577
HI.

971
00:49:57,577 --> 00:49:59,579
HI, PEPPY.

972
00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:03,082
I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY ATHLETIC,
UM, BUT I REALLY WANNA TRY OUT FOR SOMETHING.

973
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:06,086
ALL-RIGHTY.
PADDLEBALL?

974
00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:08,588
UH, FRISBEE?
SWIMMING?

975
00:50:08,588 --> 00:50:10,590
WHAT ARE THE RULES
AGAIN?

976
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:14,093
UH, ANY BEACH SPORT QUALIFIES,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE WEARING A BIKINI.

977
00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:17,097
I'M REALLY GOOD
AT SANDCASTLE BUILDING.

978
00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:21,601
BERNIE, NEW EVENT:
SANDCASTLE BUILDING.

979
00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:23,603
SORRY, GUYS.
I REALLY HAD TO PEE.

980
00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:25,605
NEXT GIRL, PLEASE.

981
00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:27,106
UH, HI, WOW.

982
00:50:27,607 --> 00:50:29,108
UH, SO YOUR NAME
IS ILYSA.

983
00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:31,111
YEAH.

984
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:33,113
YEAH. AND I SEE HERE
THAT YOU'RE DOWN FOR SURFING.

985
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:35,115
I'M SURE YOU'RE
GOOD AT ANYTHING.

986
00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,616
YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU.

987
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,620
WOW.

988
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,122
WELL, I--I CAN'T READ
YOUR NEXT EVENT.

989
00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:44,624
BUT IT SAYS,
WHAT IS THAT, TUG OF WAR?

990
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,626
YEAH. I'LL SHOW YOU.

991
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,628
YIKES!

992
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:52,132
WELL,
HUSH MY MOUTH.

993
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,635
<i>...GRAND PRIZE OF $50,000.</i>

994
00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:59,639
<i>THAT'S RIGHT. $50,000.</i>

995
00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:02,141
<i>ALL DECISIONS WILL BE MADE</i>
<i>BY OUR OFFICIAL JUDGES</i>

996
00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:04,644
<i>AND ALL DECISIONS</i>
<i>WILL BE FINAL.</i>

997
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,148
GENTLEMEN,
WE HAVE ARRIVED.

998
00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:09,649
AIN'T IT THE SHIT?

999
00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:11,150
WE ARE GONNA
MAKE A FORTUNE ON THE T.V. RIGHTS.

1000
00:51:11,651 --> 00:51:12,652
YEE-HA!

1001
00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:14,654
HEY.

1002
00:51:14,654 --> 00:51:17,657
WHICH ONE OF YOU MACK DADDIES
WILL RUB A LITTLE JUICE ON MY BACK?

1003
00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:18,658
(both)
I-- I'LL

1004
00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:20,159
I'LL BE JUICING
HER UP.

1005
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,662
C-C-COME HERE.
DADDY, DADDY WILL DO THE JUICING.

1006
00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:24,664
MACK OR NO MACK,

1007
00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:27,166
THAT IS THE QUESTION.

1008
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:29,169
I DON'T WANNA BURN
FOR THE BEAUTY CONTEST TOMORROW NIGHT.

1009
00:51:29,169 --> 00:51:31,671
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BURN. YOU HOLD THAT.

1010
00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,673
I'M GONNA CATCH
UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER.

1011
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:35,175
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?

1012
00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,676
KIMBERLEE.

1013
00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:40,680
'CAUSE I'M GONNA
WATCH LITTLE KIMBERLEE BUST A FEW.

1014
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,181
NOW, TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

1015
00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:45,184
HI THERE.
OH, HI.

1016
00:51:45,185 --> 00:51:46,686
IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT,
WOULD YOU GIVE US

1017
00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:49,188
SOME POINTERS
ON OUR PADDLEBALL?

1018
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,690
ABSOLUTELY.
I WOULD LOVE THAT.

1019
00:51:50,690 --> 00:51:53,192
OH, GREAT, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE WE WANNA WORK ON OUR TECHNIQUE.

1020
00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,694
WE WANNA MAKE SURE
WE GOT IT RIGHT.

1021
00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:56,696
YOU KNOW, SCORE BIG.
SCORE BIG.

1022
00:51:56,696 --> 00:51:58,197
[laughing]

1023
00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:01,201
READY?

1024
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,702
<i>♪ ANY TIME I KISS HER ♪</i>

1025
00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:05,204
<i>♪ ON THE EARS AND NECK ♪</i>

1026
00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:07,207
<i>♪ THIS GIRL NAMED CHARLENE ♪</i>

1027
00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:09,209
<i>♪ SHE ACTS SO MEAN ♪</i>

1028
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:12,712
UM, CAN YOU HELP ME
FASTEN IT? IT WON'T STAY.

1029
00:52:12,712 --> 00:52:15,715
(Julie)
MAKE IT REALLY TIGHT. I MEAN, CAN YOU?

1030
00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:17,216
YEAH, I CAN DO IT. I--

1031
00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:18,718
HEY, MINE NEEDS
ADJUSTMENT, TOO.

1032
00:52:18,718 --> 00:52:20,219
HE WAS HELPING ME.

1033
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,721
EXCUSE ME.
I SAW HIM FIRST, YOU SKANK.

1034
00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:23,723
WHO SAYS, YOU MOFO.

1035
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,725
YOU SKEEZ BITCH!
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

1036
00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:27,727
PLEASE, LADIES,
CONTROL YOURSELVES.

1037
00:52:27,727 --> 00:52:31,230
PLEASE, STAND ASIDE!
STAND BACK! STAND BACK!

1038
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:32,732
YOU'RE A SLUT!

1039
00:52:32,732 --> 00:52:34,233
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE?

1040
00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:35,235
OH.

1041
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,236
OH.

1042
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:37,737
GOOD THING I CAME
ALONG WHEN I DID.

1043
00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:39,739
THOSE GIRLS WERE GONNA
TEAR YOU APART.

1044
00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:42,241
SO WHAT?
DID YOU SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING OUT THERE, HUH?

1045
00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:45,745
IT WAS PARADISE, MAN.
THOSE GIRLS WERE JUST--

1046
00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:49,248
HOWARD! HOWARD!
CIRCLE YOUR WAGONS, BOY!

1047
00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:50,750
THOSE GIRLS DIDN'T
WANT YOU FOR YOU.

1048
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:52,752
THEY WANTED YOU
FOR YOUR JUDGESHIP.

1049
00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:57,257
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, SON.
TURN IT INSIDE OUT.

1050
00:52:57,757 --> 00:53:00,259
WE'RE WALKING TARGETS,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

1051
00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:03,263
OH.

1052
00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:05,765
CAN YOU SAY "HOOKER"?

1053
00:53:05,765 --> 00:53:08,768
KIMBERLEE SKANK BANK.

1054
00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:10,770
WHORE.

1055
00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:11,771
SLUT.

1056
00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:16,776
EWWW.

1057
00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,779
GOOD LUCK.

1058
00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:20,780
THANKS.

1059
00:53:22,782 --> 00:53:26,285
YOU DON'T NEED MUCH LUCK,
SINCE LINK'S ONE OF THE JUDGES.

1060
00:53:27,787 --> 00:53:29,789
ARE YOU SAYING
HE WON'T BE FAIR?

1061
00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:32,792
HE'S YOUR FRIEND, TOO.

1062
00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:35,795
YEAH. BUT HE'S
SLEEPING WITH YOU, NOT ME.

1063
00:53:35,795 --> 00:53:38,297
YEAH. AND I PLAN
TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

1064
00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:43,303
HOW IS IT,
LADIES?

1065
00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:44,804
WHY THE GLOOM
AND DOOM?

1066
00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:46,806
OH, JUST
PRE-EVENT JITTERS.

1067
00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:49,809
WOULD A FULL FRONTAL MASSAGE
CALM YOU DOWN?

1068
00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:53,313
LINK, I DON'T THINK
YOU SHOULD JUDGE THIS EVENT.

1069
00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,315
REALLY?

1070
00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:58,318
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE IMPARTIAL TO ME.

1071
00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:02,321
WELL, THAT'S RETARDED.
EITHER YOU DOMINATE THE WAVES OR YOU DON'T.

1072
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:04,324
SHE MIGHT
HAVE A POINT.

1073
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:08,828
FINE. I'LL WITHDRAW
FROM THIS EVENT.

1074
00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:10,329
WELL,
DON'T GET POUTY.

1075
00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:14,834
I GOTTA GO TAKE CARE
OF HIM. HE'S SUCH A LITTLE WUSS.

1076
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,337
IF YOU TUNED
IN TO SEE SOME YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS

1077
00:54:17,837 --> 00:54:19,338
COMPETING IN
PRACTICALLY NOTHING,

1078
00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:21,341
YOU'VE COME TO
THE RIGHT PLACE.

1079
00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,843
WE'RE HERE
AT THE WORLD'S FIRST BIKINI OLYMPICS

1080
00:54:23,843 --> 00:54:26,846
BRINGING YOU LIVE COVERAGE
OF TODAY'S OPENING EVENTS

1081
00:54:26,846 --> 00:54:29,849
WHERE THE COMPETITIVE SPIRIT
IN THE HULA-HOOP COMPETITION

1082
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:32,352
HAS REACHED EPIC PROPORTION.

1083
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,854
TODAY'S CONTESTANTS
HAVE TRIED IN VAIN

1084
00:54:34,854 --> 00:54:37,857
TO INFLUENCE THESE OBJECTIVE,
UNBIASED JUDGES

1085
00:54:37,857 --> 00:54:40,359
WHO RATE POTENTIAL
MISS BIKINIS

1086
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,862
FOR THEIR TALENT,
GRACE, AND AGILITY.

1087
00:54:42,862 --> 00:54:44,864
[speaking in Chinese]

1088
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,874
HI, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

1089
00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:56,876
BONNIE.

1090
00:54:56,876 --> 00:55:00,880
WELL, HI, BONNIE.
CAN YOU SAY HI TO A BILLION CHINESE PEOPLE?

1091
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,382
[speaking in Chinese]

1092
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:05,885
<i>(Brent)</i>
<i>THESE GIRLS HAVE SHOWN</i> <i>ZEN-LIKE MASTERY</i>

1093
00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:08,888
<i>OVER THE ELEGANT</i>
<i>TECHNIQUE OF KITE FLYING</i>

1094
00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:12,391
<i>AND THE PRECISION OF</i>
<i>THE NOBLE CARTWHEEL.</i>

1095
00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:15,895
<i>WHAT SOME CALL FUN,</i>
<i>OUR CONTENDERS CALL SPORT.</i>

1096
00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:18,397
I GAVE HER A 6.9.

1097
00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:19,899
<i>(Brent)</i>
<i>WITHOUT SUCH EFFORT AS THIS</i>

1098
00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:24,403
<i>THERE COULD NOT BE</i>
<i>THE TRIUMPH OF VICTORY</i> <i>OR THE AGONY OF DEFEAT.</i>

1099
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:25,905
<i>HOW'S THAT TASTY?</i>

1100
00:55:25,905 --> 00:55:26,906
YEAH, BABY!

1101
00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:27,907
[grunting]

1102
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:29,409
[whooping]

1103
00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,414
<i>(Brent)</i>
<i>ALTHOUGH THE DAY</i> <i>WAS FILLED WITH</i>

1104
00:55:34,414 --> 00:55:36,916
<i>SMILES, SUN, SAND,</i>
<i>AND BEAUTIFUL BLUE SKIES,</i>

1105
00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:39,418
<i>THE CONTEST WAS NOT</i>
<i>ALL FUN AND GAMES.</i>

1106
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:43,423
<i>TWO OF THE AFTERNOON EVENTS</i>
<i>BECAME MARKED BY CONTROVERSY.</i>

1107
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:45,425
<i>THERE WAS SOME SPECULATION</i>
<i>AS TO THE MOTIVE</i>

1108
00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,927
<i>OF THE NEAR DECAPITATION</i>
<i>OF ONE OF THE JUDGES</i>

1109
00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:48,928
<i>DURING THE FRISBEE TOSS.</i>

1110
00:55:48,928 --> 00:55:50,429
OH!

1111
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,933
<i>NEEDLESS TO SAY,</i>
<i>THE CONTESTANT</i> <i>WAS DISQUALIFIED.</i>

1112
00:55:54,934 --> 00:55:55,935
[laughing]

1113
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:04,944
<i>DURING THE BOOGIE BOARDING</i>
<i>FINAL, SCANDAL ROCKED</i> <i>THE COMPETITION.</i>

1114
00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:09,448
<i>WHEN LOCAL FAVORITE,</i>
<i>SUNNY THOMAS,</i> <i>EXECUTED A NEAR PERFECT WAVE</i>

1115
00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,451
<i>ONLY TO BE UPSTAGED</i>

1116
00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:15,955
<i>BY THE TABLOID-LIKE TACTICS</i>
<i>OF KIMBERLEE HIGHNESS.</i>

1117
00:56:15,955 --> 00:56:17,456
(male voice)
HYNES. HYNES.

1118
00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:18,958
<i>WHATEVER.</i>

1119
00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,960
<i>DID SHE ACCIDENTALLY</i>
<i>LOSE HER TOP</i>

1120
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:24,964
<i>OR IS SHE THE TONYA HARDING</i>
<i>OF THE SURF SET?</i>

1121
00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,467
[cheering]

1122
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,472
<i>WHATEVER YOUR ANGLE,</i>
<i>MISS HYNES,</i>

1123
00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:34,974
<i>YOU CERTAINLY CAUGHT</i>
<i>THE JUDGES' ATTENTION.</i>

1124
00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:39,979
<i>THIS IS BRENT BRONSON</i>

1125
00:56:39,979 --> 00:56:43,482
<i>COMING TO YOU LIVE</i>
<i>WITH THIS TOUGH ASSIGNMENT</i> <i>FROM MALIBU BEACH.</i>

1126
00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:45,985
<i>BACK TO YOU GUYS AT CHANNEL 3.</i>

1127
00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:47,987
GOD, SHE'S SUCH A SLUT.

1128
00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:50,490
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU DATED THAT.

1129
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:52,492
HEY, I WAS YOUNG
AND INNOCENT, OK?

1130
00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:55,495
I'M GROWN UP NOW.
I AM.

1131
00:56:56,996 --> 00:56:58,497
WHAT DID I DO?

1132
00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:02,001
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT, BERNIE. OUR RATINGS JUST SOARED.

1133
00:57:02,502 --> 00:57:04,504
[camera clicks]

1134
00:57:11,511 --> 00:57:14,013
GET READY TO DIE,
YOU ZONEHEAD FREAKS.

1135
00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,514
COME TO DADDY.

1136
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,016
C'MON.

1137
00:57:20,019 --> 00:57:23,522
WOW, MISTER,
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY GET UP TO LEVEL 20 BEFORE.

1138
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,024
WHERE DID YOU
LEARN TO PLAY?

1139
00:57:25,024 --> 00:57:27,526
I OUGHT TO BE
PRETTY GOOD, KID. I INVENTED THE GAME.

1140
00:57:28,027 --> 00:57:29,028
WOW, MY FAVORITE GAME.

1141
00:57:29,028 --> 00:57:30,529
REALLY, IT'S YOUR
FAVORITE GAME?

1142
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:32,031
YEAH.

1143
00:57:32,031 --> 00:57:33,532
HOWARD. HOWARD.

1144
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:37,036
UM, KID, I GOT AN IDEA.
TAKE OVER, TAKE OVER. GO ON.

1145
00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:39,038
WOW.

1146
00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:40,539
I WAS JUST--

1147
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,043
THIS IS NOT THE WAY, HOWARD.
THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT THE WAY.

1148
00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:46,545
WE'RE HERE TO
PICK UP CHICKS, OK?

1149
00:57:47,046 --> 00:57:48,047
[people chattering]

1150
00:57:52,051 --> 00:57:56,055
(Patti)
HELP! HELP ME! HELP!

1151
00:57:56,055 --> 00:58:00,059
OH, MY GOD!
I'M GOING DOWN!

1152
00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:01,560
[screams]

1153
00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:06,065
HELP. OH, MY GOD.

1154
00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:08,067
I'M GOING DOWN.

1155
00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:09,068
I'M HERE!

1156
00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:10,570
[screaming]

1157
00:58:17,577 --> 00:58:19,078
(Patti)
OH.

1158
00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:22,081
OH. OH. OH.

1159
00:58:22,081 --> 00:58:26,085
OH. OH. OH.

1160
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:28,087
MY LEG, MY LEG
IS CRAMPED.

1161
00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:30,089
HERE, LET ME RUB IT
OUT FOR YOU.

1162
00:58:30,089 --> 00:58:33,092
OH, OH, OH.

1163
00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:36,595
I COULDN'T SWIM BACK.
THE TIDE JUST KEPT PULLING ME BACK.

1164
00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:39,599
THANKS.

1165
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:42,601
MY PLEASURE.

1166
00:58:45,104 --> 00:58:47,606
WHERE ARE YOUR, UH,
LIFEGUARD TRUNKS?

1167
00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:50,109
OH, I'M NOT A LIFEGUARD.

1168
00:58:50,109 --> 00:58:53,112
I HAD SOME RESCUE
TRAINING IN THE NAVY.

1169
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:55,615
I'M A LUCKY GIRL.

1170
00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:03,289
[birds chirping]

1171
00:59:03,289 --> 00:59:05,291
(Ronald)
HUH.

1172
00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:09,295
ANYWAY, I WANTED
TO GIVE YOU YOUR $10,000 CHECK PERSONALLY.

1173
00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:11,797
OH, HOW SWEET.

1174
00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:14,300
WOULD YOU MIND
HOLDING IT FOR ME?

1175
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:18,304
I, UH, DON'T HAVE
A PLACE TO PUT IT.

1176
00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:21,307
I'LL PICK IT UP
FROM YOU LATER TONIGHT?

1177
00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:26,312
WHAT DO YOU
THINK MY CHANCES ARE

1178
00:59:26,312 --> 00:59:27,813
OF WINNING
THE MISS BIKINI TITLE?

1179
00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:31,818
WELL, IF IT WASN'T
FOR SUNNY, I'D SAY YOU ARE A SHOO-IN.

1180
00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:32,819
OH.

1181
00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:35,321
SHE'S SUCH A DOWNER.

1182
00:59:36,322 --> 00:59:38,824
LISTEN,
I WANT THAT CROWN.

1183
00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:39,826
OH, YEAH?

1184
00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:41,327
YEAH.

1185
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:46,833
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
PROPOSING?

1186
00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:51,838
YOU'RE NOT DRESSED YET?

1187
00:59:51,838 --> 00:59:53,840
I'M NOT GONNA GO.

1188
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,843
OH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU'RE NOT GOING?

1189
00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:58,845
YOU'RE GONNA THROW
HIM BACK INTO HER ARMS.

1190
00:59:59,345 --> 01:00:01,347
HE'S PROBABLY THERE ALREADY.

1191
01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:04,350
CAN I BORROW THIS?

1192
01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:06,352
SURE.

1193
01:00:07,353 --> 01:00:08,854
THANK YOU.

1194
01:00:10,356 --> 01:00:11,357
HOW DO I LOOK?

1195
01:00:11,357 --> 01:00:13,859
GORGEOUS.

1196
01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:16,863
WELL, THANK YOU.
HE DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.

1197
01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:18,364
HERE. SIT UP.

1198
01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:21,867
[grunts]

1199
01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,870
THIS IS TO A GREAT PARTY.

1200
01:00:28,374 --> 01:00:29,375
CHEERS.

1201
01:00:30,376 --> 01:00:31,377
[laughing]

1202
01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:33,379
SORRY.

1203
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,382
OH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.

1204
01:00:36,382 --> 01:00:38,384
WELL, I KNOW
WHAT YOU CAN DO.

1205
01:00:38,384 --> 01:00:40,386
YOU CAN GET OFF YOUR
ASS AND START THINKING

1206
01:00:40,386 --> 01:00:42,888
ABOUT YOUR $50,000
AND YOUR AUTO SHOP.

1207
01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:45,891
[vehicle honking]

1208
01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:49,395
[gasps]

1209
01:00:49,395 --> 01:00:51,397
THERE'S A LIMO OUTSIDE.

1210
01:00:51,397 --> 01:00:53,399
OH. OO-LA-LA.

1211
01:00:53,399 --> 01:00:54,900
♪[music playing]

1212
01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:35,942
(Bernie)
MAN, YOU'RE LUCKY IF SHE SHOWS UP.

1213
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:38,444
DUDE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT
KIMBERLEE WON.

1214
01:01:38,444 --> 01:01:40,946
YOU'RE THE BONEHEAD
WHO GAVE HER 110.

1215
01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:43,950
HER KNOCKERS DESERVED 110.

1216
01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:47,453
BESIDES, IT'S YOUR FAULT.
YOU USED TO DATE HER.

1217
01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:49,455
NOW, IF SUNNY
DON'T MAKE IT,

1218
01:01:49,455 --> 01:01:52,958
THAT MEANS GLORIA
DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO, EITHER.

1219
01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,461
WHAT DO YOU CARE?
YOU GUYS JUST FIGHT ANYWAY.

1220
01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:58,464
I KNOW.
THAT CHICK PISSES ME OFF!

1221
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:03,469
WHERE'S SUNNY?
I GOTTA FIND SUNNY.

1222
01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:05,972
OH. OH.

1223
01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:08,474
[grunting]

1224
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:16,482
WHOA!

1225
01:02:16,482 --> 01:02:17,483
BITCHING!

1226
01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:21,987
[waves breaking]

1227
01:02:24,991 --> 01:02:26,993
THIS IS GONNA
BE AWESOME.

1228
01:02:27,493 --> 01:02:28,994
CHECK IT OUT.

1229
01:02:33,499 --> 01:02:36,502
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME,
DO YOU HAVE AN INVITATION?

1230
01:02:36,502 --> 01:02:38,003
WELL, ACTUALLY...

1231
01:02:40,506 --> 01:02:42,007
NO.

1232
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,009
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.

1233
01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:45,011
GO AHEAD.
I'LL BE IN THERE.

1234
01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,512
INVITATION.

1235
01:02:46,512 --> 01:02:48,013
(Mrs. Jones)
IT'S REALLY OK. I KNOW EVERYONE.

1236
01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:51,017
(Frank)
WITHOUT AN INVITATION, I CAN'T LET YOU IN.

1237
01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:54,020
I KNOW THE PERSON
WHO OWNS THE PLACE. OK. WHERE DO I GET AN INVITATION?

1238
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,022
DO YOU HAVE ONE
IN HERE?

1239
01:02:56,522 --> 01:02:58,023
WHAT'S THE HAPS, FRANK?

1240
01:02:58,524 --> 01:03:00,025
THIS LADY DOESN'T
HAVE AN INVITATION.

1241
01:03:00,526 --> 01:03:03,529
OH.

1242
01:03:03,529 --> 01:03:06,532
(Link)
WELL, LET HER IN. CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S NECTAR?

1243
01:03:12,538 --> 01:03:14,540
EUNUCH.

1244
01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:16,041
GOOD EVENING,
MRS. JONES.

1245
01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:18,044
GOOD EVENING TO YOU.

1246
01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:19,545
[vehicle honking]

1247
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:20,546
WHOA!

1248
01:03:21,047 --> 01:03:23,049
WHOA, WHAT'S GOING ON?

1249
01:03:24,050 --> 01:03:26,052
<i>NO SE, HOMBRE.</i>

1250
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:29,055
(Link)
WHOA!

1251
01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:34,560
DAMN, THEY ACTUALLY
LOOK COOL.

1252
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,563
OH, BABY!
WE HAVE ARRIVED.

1253
01:03:37,563 --> 01:03:39,565
HI, GUYS.

1254
01:03:39,565 --> 01:03:42,067
LINK, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.

1255
01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:43,069
HEY, LINK.

1256
01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:45,571
I SMELL TROUBLE,
HOMEY.

1257
01:03:45,571 --> 01:03:49,074
UH, HI, KIMBERLEE.
CAN WE TALK LATER?

1258
01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:53,079
WELL, I JUST WANTED
TO SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF MY NEW BATHING SUIT.

1259
01:03:53,579 --> 01:03:54,580
WOW.

1260
01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:57,082
FEEL HOW SMOOTH IT IS.

1261
01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:58,584
OH, OH.

1262
01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,086
(Bernie)
AHEM.

1263
01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:02,588
YEAH. COOL, UM.

1264
01:04:02,588 --> 01:04:05,090
I GOTTA JAM.
BUT THANKS FOR THAT.

1265
01:04:06,592 --> 01:04:08,594
(Link)
HEY, MAN.

1266
01:04:08,594 --> 01:04:11,096
GREAT PARTY, MAN!

1267
01:04:11,097 --> 01:04:12,598
TUBULAR, DUDE,
TUBULAR!

1268
01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:15,100
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
WE GAVE THE GIRLS A RIDE.

1269
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:17,603
NOT A PROBLEM.
GO AHEAD.

1270
01:04:17,603 --> 01:04:20,105
LET'S GO PULL SOME
SUPERFLY CHICKS, GUYS.

1271
01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:24,110
COME ON, BERNIE,
LET'S GO GET A DRINK.

1272
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,611
WHAT'S YOUR RUSH?

1273
01:04:25,611 --> 01:04:26,612
(Gloria)
DON'T DEFY ME.

1274
01:04:30,616 --> 01:04:33,118
HEY, SUNNY,
WHY THE LOCKOUT?

1275
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,122
WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

1276
01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:38,124
I'M TRYING TO,
BUT SHE WON'T LOOK AT ME.

1277
01:04:38,624 --> 01:04:41,126
SHE WAS LOOKING
AT YOU PRETTY GOOD A FEW SECONDS AGO.

1278
01:04:41,127 --> 01:04:44,130
COME ON, SHE WAS
JUST ASKING ME ABOUT HER BIKINI.

1279
01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:45,631
REALLY?

1280
01:04:45,631 --> 01:04:48,634
DID YOU TELL HER HOW
BITCHING HER BODACIOUS BOOBS LOOKED?

1281
01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:50,636
ALL THAT SEX STUFF
IS BEHIND US.

1282
01:04:50,636 --> 01:04:53,138
WE JUST TEASE EACH
OTHER A LOT, THAT'S ALL.

1283
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:55,641
WHY MUST YOU
ALWAYS MAKE EXCUSES?

1284
01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:59,144
WHY IS IT SO HARD
FOR YOU TO THINK WITH YOUR OTHER HEAD?

1285
01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:02,648
WHY AM I HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION? SCREW YOU!

1286
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:05,151
OHHH!

1287
01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:17,663
HERE WE GO.

1288
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,179
HERE WE ARE.

1289
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:35,681
YOU ALL BE CAREFUL
OF THOSE DRINKS.

1290
01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:38,684
THOSE UMBRELLAS
CAN BE DANGEROUS. SOMEBODY COULD LOSE AN EYE.

1291
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:41,687
SOMETHING THIS SMALL,
I SHOULD WORRY?

1292
01:05:47,693 --> 01:05:49,695
HMM.

1293
01:05:49,695 --> 01:05:51,196
(Wendel)
HEY, SUNNY, GREAT PARTY!

1294
01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:52,698
YEAH, GREAT PARTY!

1295
01:05:52,698 --> 01:05:55,200
THANKS FOR INTRODUCING ME
TO JULIE. SHE'S GREAT.

1296
01:05:55,201 --> 01:05:57,703
I'VE BEEN TEACHING
HIM THE SWEDISH TONGUE.

1297
01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:02,208
(Wendel)
WHOO.

1298
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,710
SO, SUNNY, WHERE'S LINK?

1299
01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:08,213
HOPEFULLY SOME PLACE
WITH HIS HEAD BURIED IN THE SAND.

1300
01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,216
WE'LL CATCH YOU LATER.

1301
01:06:16,722 --> 01:06:18,223
HEY.

1302
01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:20,726
WHAT'S WRONG?

1303
01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:22,228
LINK?

1304
01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:26,732
YOU KNOW,
HE'S JUST IMMATURE.

1305
01:06:26,732 --> 01:06:29,735
YOU, UH,
JUST GIVE HIM A FEW YEARS.

1306
01:06:29,735 --> 01:06:31,236
A FEW YEARS?

1307
01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:35,241
NOPE. I'M JUST
GONNA LEAVE YOU

1308
01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:37,743
TO PULL SOME CHICKS.

1309
01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:40,245
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'D--I'D LOOK MUCH MORE APPEALING

1310
01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:42,248
WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
ON MY ARM.

1311
01:06:58,764 --> 01:06:59,765
YOU GOTTA GO.

1312
01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:00,766
ME?

1313
01:07:00,766 --> 01:07:01,767
THERE'S A PRIZE.

1314
01:07:01,767 --> 01:07:02,768
I COULDN'T.

1315
01:07:02,768 --> 01:07:03,769
COME ON.

1316
01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:08,274
OK, OK, OK,
HERE WE GO.

1317
01:07:12,278 --> 01:07:13,779
ARE YOU OK?

1318
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,287
[sighs]

1319
01:07:22,788 --> 01:07:24,289
UM, PATTI, HEY PATTI.

1320
01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:25,791
HEY, HEY.

1321
01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:26,792
HEY.

1322
01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:28,794
I'M GLAD
YOU COULD MAKE IT.

1323
01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:30,796
YEAH. WELL, UH,

1324
01:07:30,796 --> 01:07:32,798
IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR
PAGEANT IS A BIG SUCCESS.

1325
01:07:32,798 --> 01:07:35,300
YEAH, YEAH, IT'S RAGING,
AS THEY SAY.

1326
01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:43,308
[grunts]

1327
01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:46,812
YEAH!

1328
01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:49,815
CAN I GET
YOU A DRINK?

1329
01:07:49,815 --> 01:07:53,318
UH, SHOULDN'T YOU
GO BACK TO YOUR FRIEND OVER THERE?

1330
01:07:53,819 --> 01:07:55,320
WHO?

1331
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,822
THE PRETTY GIRL
YOU WERE WITH.

1332
01:07:56,822 --> 01:07:59,825
YOU KNOW,
THE ONE WITH THE, UH, MOUTH.

1333
01:08:02,828 --> 01:08:06,331
NO, SHE'S--SHE'S
A LITTLE YOUNG FOR ME.

1334
01:08:06,332 --> 01:08:08,834
I PREFER A MORE
MATURE WOMAN.

1335
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:12,838
THAT IS SO REFRESHING.

1336
01:08:12,838 --> 01:08:14,840
I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW SICK I AM OF OLDER MEN

1337
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:17,843
MAKING A FOOL
OF THEMSELVES OVER YOUNG GIRLS.

1338
01:08:18,844 --> 01:08:20,846
YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.

1339
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:32,358
YOU WANT A BEER?

1340
01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:33,859
IT'S A CLASSY PARTY.

1341
01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:35,861
YOU WANT IT
IN A GLASS?

1342
01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:37,362
UGH, YOU'RE SUCH
A JERK.

1343
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:40,866
HEY, I DIDN'T SCREW UP,
LINK DID. SO CHILL!

1344
01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:43,869
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE
GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION.

1345
01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:44,870
MAN!

1346
01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,371
<i>DOS </i> BEERS, PLEASE.

1347
01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:47,873
UGH!

1348
01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:50,876
CHAMPAGNE?

1349
01:08:51,877 --> 01:08:53,378
FINE.

1350
01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,392
[laughing]

1351
01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:18,904
[grunts]

1352
01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:27,413
HEY, THIRSTY?

1353
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:28,914
DEFINITELY.

1354
01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:31,416
UM, MAKE MINE
A DOUBLE ZOMBIE.

1355
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,419
MAKE THAT
2 DOUBLE ZOMBIES.

1356
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:35,421
2 DOUBLE ZOMBIES,
IT IS.

1357
01:09:35,921 --> 01:09:37,923
UH, I'LL NEED TO SEE
SOME I.D., MISS.

1358
01:09:37,923 --> 01:09:39,424
I LOVE IT.

1359
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:41,427
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I DON'T HAVE ANY I.D.--

1360
01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:43,428
I'LL VOUCH FOR HER.
SHE'S GOOD FOR IT.

1361
01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:45,431
HE'LL VOUCH FOR ME.
I'M GOOD FOR IT.

1362
01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:47,933
[sighs]

1363
01:09:51,937 --> 01:09:55,941
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE
BEEN UPSTAGED.

1364
01:09:55,941 --> 01:09:59,444
DO YOU MIND MY ASKING,
UH, WHY YOU'RE SO BUMMED, UH, ABOUT LINK?

1365
01:10:00,946 --> 01:10:02,948
HE'S EASILY DISTRACTED

1366
01:10:03,949 --> 01:10:05,450
BY KIMBERLEE.

1367
01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:08,954
AH, THAT'S WHAT
YOU GET FOR HAVING AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP.

1368
01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:12,458
WHAT?

1369
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:15,961
SHE JUST WON'T LISTEN.
SHE SAID SHE'S TIRED OF ALL MY EXCUSES.

1370
01:10:15,961 --> 01:10:19,464
THEN STOP MAKING EXCUSES.
GROW UP.

1371
01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:21,967
THAT'S PROBABLY
WHAT SHE'S WAITING FOR.

1372
01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:26,972
[laughing maniacally]

1373
01:10:26,972 --> 01:10:30,976
OK, LET'S GET THIS
BEAUTY CONTEST GOING.

1374
01:10:33,979 --> 01:10:35,480
YES.

1375
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:50,496
YEAH! YOU GUYS
ARE TOTALLY JAMMING.

1376
01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,998
<i>OK, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!</i>

1377
01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:56,501
<i>IT'S TIME TO GET</i>
<i>THE BEAUTY PAGEANT STARTED</i>

1378
01:10:56,502 --> 01:11:00,005
<i>FOR MISS BIKINI OLYMPIA!</i>

1379
01:11:02,007 --> 01:11:03,508
THIS IS LINDA.

1380
01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:07,513
AND SHE'S THE COOLEST
PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

1381
01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:09,515
AND ONE TIME
I ASKED HIM ABOUT IT

1382
01:11:09,515 --> 01:11:13,018
AND HE SAID THAT
YOU TWO HAD AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP.

1383
01:11:13,018 --> 01:11:14,519
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

1384
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:17,022
<i>(Link)</i>
<i>OK, I NEED</i> <i>THE TOP 2 WINNERS...</i>

1385
01:11:17,022 --> 01:11:20,025
(Ronald)
THAT'S YOUR EVENT. GO GET 'EM!

1386
01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:24,029
I'M NOT ENTERING.

1387
01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:29,534
<i>(Link)</i>
<i>IN THEIR BIKINIS, OF COURSE.</i>

1388
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:31,036
<i>[whooping]</i>

1389
01:11:31,036 --> 01:11:32,037
<i>YAH!</i>

1390
01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:33,538
[crowd cheering]

1391
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,541
<i>UH...</i>

1392
01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,043
<i>THE GUYS AND I THOUGHT</i>
<i>WE'D HAVE A LITTLE FUN</i> <i>JUDGING THE EVENTS TODAY.</i>

1393
01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:41,046
<i>SO WE THOUGHT WE'D LET YOU,</i>
<i>OUR FAITHFUL</i> <i>AND HORNY AUDIENCE,</i>

1394
01:11:41,046 --> 01:11:44,049
<i>BE THE JUDGE OF MISS BIKINI!</i>

1395
01:11:45,551 --> 01:11:47,553
<i>LADIES, IT'S SHOWTIME.</i>

1396
01:11:47,553 --> 01:11:49,054
<i>♪[Buffalo Jump</i>
<i>by Sit-'N'-Spin]</i>

1397
01:11:49,054 --> 01:11:50,555
<i>♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY,</i>
<i>DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1398
01:11:51,056 --> 01:11:54,059
<i>♪ ALL AROUND ♪</i>

1399
01:11:54,059 --> 01:11:57,062
<i>♪ FIRST, YOU GOT TO</i>
<i>RUN IN PLACE ♪</i>

1400
01:11:57,062 --> 01:12:00,065
<i>♪ AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND ♪</i>

1401
01:12:00,065 --> 01:12:01,066
<i>♪ JUMP! ♪</i>

1402
01:12:01,066 --> 01:12:04,069
<i>♪ JUMP, JUMP,</i>
<i>BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1403
01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:11,076
GNARLY!

1404
01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:17,082
HOLY SHIT!

1405
01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:22,087
<i>♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY,</i>
<i>DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1406
01:12:22,087 --> 01:12:24,589
<i>♪ ALL AROUND ♪</i>

1407
01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:28,093
<i>♪ FIRST, YOU GOT TO</i>
<i>RUN IN PLACE ♪</i>

1408
01:12:28,093 --> 01:12:31,596
<i>♪ AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND ♪</i>

1409
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:33,098
<i>♪ JUMP! JUMP, JUMP ♪</i>

1410
01:12:33,098 --> 01:12:34,599
[laughing]

1411
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:42,608
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
HAVE A BLAST.

1412
01:12:43,108 --> 01:12:45,110
NO!

1413
01:12:46,111 --> 01:12:48,113
[groaning]

1414
01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:50,615
[cheering continues]

1415
01:13:04,129 --> 01:13:05,130
HAVE YOU GUYS
SEEN SUNNY?

1416
01:13:05,130 --> 01:13:06,131
ISN'T SHE BACKSTAGE?

1417
01:13:06,131 --> 01:13:07,132
NO.

1418
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:08,634
THE CONTEST
IS ABOUT OVER.

1419
01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,135
MAYBE SHE'S WITH LINK.

1420
01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:12,137
WELL, YOU KNOW,
IF SHE'S NOT HERE SOON

1421
01:13:12,137 --> 01:13:14,639
THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GIVE THE PRIZE MONEY TO KIMBERLEE.

1422
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,141
SHIT.

1423
01:13:16,141 --> 01:13:18,643
COME ON, GLORIA.
LET'S GO LOOK FOR HER.

1424
01:13:23,649 --> 01:13:25,651
(secretary)
SIGNATURE, PLEASE.

1425
01:13:25,651 --> 01:13:27,152
(Brent)
DON'T MIND ME ASKING,

1426
01:13:27,152 --> 01:13:30,655
BUT WHY IS YOUR
NAME THE ONLY ONE ON THE SERIES CONTRACT?

1427
01:13:31,156 --> 01:13:32,157
WELL, YOU KNOW,

1428
01:13:32,157 --> 01:13:34,159
IT WAS A MAJOR BATTLE
TO CONVINCE MY PARTNERS

1429
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,161
TO GO IN FOR THIS
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

1430
01:13:36,161 --> 01:13:37,662
YOU'RE KIDDING.
NO.

1431
01:13:37,663 --> 01:13:40,165
THE IDEA OF GETTING
THEM INTERESTED IN AN ANNUAL BROADCAST

1432
01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:41,666
IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.

1433
01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:42,668
(Brent)
TOO BAD.

1434
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,169
YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO SPEND ALL THE MILLIONS

1435
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:46,171
THIS SHOW GENERATES
BY YOURSELF.

1436
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:49,675
AND YOUR SIGNATURE,
PLEASE.

1437
01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:52,678
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I APPRECIATE IT.

1438
01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:55,180
[cheering continues]

1439
01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:09,695
HOWARD, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND ANNOUNCE THE WINNER.

1440
01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:11,196
WE CAN'T WAIT FOR
LINK ANY LONGER.

1441
01:14:11,196 --> 01:14:12,697
I KNOW. BUT IT'S
SUCH A BUMMER.

1442
01:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,700
SUNNY REALLY HAD
A CHANCE, YOU KNOW.

1443
01:14:16,201 --> 01:14:18,203
THERE YOU ARE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

1444
01:14:18,203 --> 01:14:20,205
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE UP ON STAGE.

1445
01:14:20,205 --> 01:14:21,706
I'M NOT COMPETING.

1446
01:14:21,707 --> 01:14:22,708
OH, WHAT DID LINK DO?

1447
01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:25,210
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS GOTTA BE
THE MAN'S FAULT?

1448
01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:27,212
BECAUSE IT ALWAYS IS.

1449
01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:28,713
HE'S SLEEPING
WITH KIMBERLEE.

1450
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:29,715
THAT SHITHEAD.

1451
01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:31,716
(Bernie)
HE'S NOT SCREWING THAT SKANK.

1452
01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:33,218
OF COURSE YOU'D
LIE FOR HIM.

1453
01:14:33,218 --> 01:14:34,719
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

1454
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:38,223
'CAUSE I'M HIS BEST HOMEY.
I KNOW EVERYTHING HE DOES.

1455
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:41,727
I'M SERIOUS.

1456
01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:45,730
COME ON.

1457
01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:50,235
<i>(Howard)</i>
<i>YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.</i>

1458
01:14:50,235 --> 01:14:52,737
<i>WE'RE ABOUT AT THAT</i>
<i>TIME IN THE EVENING</i>

1459
01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:57,242
<i>WHERE I'M VERY PLEASED</i>
<i>TO PRESENT</i> <i>THE VERY FIRST MISS OLYMPIA</i>

1460
01:14:57,242 --> 01:15:01,246
<i>HER CHECK FOR $50,000!</i>

1461
01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:05,250
<i>AND NOW I HAVE THE ENVELOPE.</i>

1462
01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:06,751
<i>AND THE WINNER IS--</i>

1463
01:15:07,252 --> 01:15:09,254
(Bernie)
HOLD ON!

1464
01:15:09,254 --> 01:15:11,756
THERE'S ONE MORE CONTESTANT!

1465
01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:12,758
(Bernie)
EXCUSE US.

1466
01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:13,759
SORRY.

1467
01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:15,260
[laughing]

1468
01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:17,262
I DON'T HAVE MY BIKINI ON.

1469
01:15:17,262 --> 01:15:18,763
<i>WELL, HEY.</i>

1470
01:15:20,265 --> 01:15:23,768
<i>WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY</i>
<i>A--A GREAT SURPRISE.</i>

1471
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:27,272
WHAT IS SHE DOING UP THERE?
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP HER AWAY.

1472
01:15:27,272 --> 01:15:30,775
WELL, I THOUGHT I DID.
I--I GOT HER ALL DEPRESSED AND EVERYTHING.

1473
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:34,279
I THINK THEY'RE
WAITING FOR YOU TO PUT ON YOUR BIKINI.

1474
01:15:35,781 --> 01:15:38,283
JUST GIVE US
A SECOND, PLEASE.

1475
01:15:38,283 --> 01:15:40,785
<i>OK, FOLKS,</i>
<i>THIS IS JUST GONNA TAKE</i> <i>A QUICK SECOND.</i>

1476
01:15:40,786 --> 01:15:41,787
<i>BUT YOU KNOW...</i>

1477
01:15:44,289 --> 01:15:47,292
<i>♪ IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND</i>
<i>I CAN'T WAIT ♪</i>

1478
01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:52,798
<i>♪ I'M GOING OUT,</i>
<i>I'VE GOT A DATE ♪</i>

1479
01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:59,304
<i>♪ ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE MET,</i>
<i>WE'LL GO INTO TOWN ♪</i>

1480
01:16:01,306 --> 01:16:04,809
<i>♪ JUST WANNA PARTY</i>
<i>AT THE EDGE OF TOWN ♪</i>

1481
01:16:06,311 --> 01:16:07,812
<i>(Howard)</i>
<i>OK, FOLKS,</i> <i>I THINK WE GOT HER.</i>

1482
01:16:08,313 --> 01:16:10,815
<i>OH, MY GOD!</i>

1483
01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:12,818
<i>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...</i>

1484
01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:18,824
THAT'S NOT A REAL BIKINI.

1485
01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:21,326
AWESOME! SHE'S
WEARING THE LATEST DESIGN.

1486
01:16:21,326 --> 01:16:23,828
IT'S A FRENCH
RIVIERA BIKINI.

1487
01:16:26,331 --> 01:16:29,334
THAT'S BULLSHIT, LINK.
HOW CAN YOU HELP HER?

1488
01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:31,336
BECAUSE I LOVE HER!

1489
01:16:31,336 --> 01:16:33,338
<i>COME ON UP HERE.</i>

1490
01:16:33,338 --> 01:16:36,341
<i>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,</i>
<i>LINK AND SUNNY!</i>

1491
01:16:36,341 --> 01:16:39,344
HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME
GO TO THE HOUSE AND HAVE A PARTY OF OUR OWN?

1492
01:16:39,344 --> 01:16:41,346
JUST GIVE ME A BREAK.

1493
01:16:41,346 --> 01:16:43,848
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHECK?
DON'T FORGET YOUR CHECK.

1494
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:44,850
MAIL IT.

1495
01:16:45,350 --> 01:16:46,851
[groaning]

1496
01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:52,357
[screaming]

1497
01:16:52,357 --> 01:16:54,359
<i>OH, MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?</i>

1498
01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:58,864
LINK, LOOK AT THAT.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

1499
01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,866
(Link)
SAND HIM!

1500
01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:02,367
EVERYBODY,
LET'S SAND HIM!

1501
01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:03,868
SAND HIM! SAND HIM!

1502
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:04,870
AHH!

1503
01:17:07,372 --> 01:17:09,374
COME ON, SAND HIM!

1504
01:17:09,374 --> 01:17:10,875
[groaning]

1505
01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:31,396
WANNA DIP?

1506
01:17:33,398 --> 01:17:34,899
[laughing]

1507
01:17:49,414 --> 01:17:50,915
I LOVE YOU, TOO.

1508
01:17:53,418 --> 01:17:54,419
HERE.

1509
01:17:56,421 --> 01:17:58,423
WHAT, HERE? NOW?

1510
01:17:58,423 --> 01:18:00,925
YEAH.

1511
01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:04,429
NO, JUST PUT THIS ON
SO THAT SOMEBODY DOESN'T JUMP YOU.

1512
01:18:06,431 --> 01:18:09,934
OK, LISTEN, I GOTTA
FIND HOWARD AND CONNER

1513
01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:12,938
'CAUSE SOMETHING
REALLY HEAVY-DUTY IS GOING DOWN, ALL RIGHT?

1514
01:18:13,438 --> 01:18:15,440
I'LL BE BACK REAL SOON.

1515
01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:21,446
MMM.

1516
01:18:21,446 --> 01:18:22,947
HEY, HEY.

1517
01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:25,951
WHY DON'T YOU AND ME
GO--GO BACK UP SOMEWHERE AND HAVE OUR OWN LITTLE--

1518
01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:27,452
YOU'RE LACQUERED,
RONALD.

1519
01:18:27,452 --> 01:18:29,454
COME ON,
WE'LL TALK SHOP.

1520
01:18:29,454 --> 01:18:32,457
YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE WORSE THAN DRUNK. YOU'RE DISGUSTING!

1521
01:18:40,465 --> 01:18:42,467
DON'T YOU WORRY
YOURSELF ABOUT HER.

1522
01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:46,471
SHE'S JUST NOT OLD
ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE A MAN FROM YOUR GENERATION.

1523
01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:54,479
WHY DON'T YOU STOP
TRYING TO SAMPLE THE GRAPE JUICE

1524
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:57,482
AND START TO ENJOY
AND APPRECIATE A FINE WINE?

1525
01:18:58,984 --> 01:19:00,485
IS THE VINTAGE
ANY GOOD?

1526
01:19:00,485 --> 01:19:02,487
BLUE RIBBON.

1527
01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:15,000
WHOA!

1528
01:19:20,505 --> 01:19:24,008
LOOK AT ALL THESE STATIONS
FROM AROUND THE WORLD.

1529
01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:25,510
THIS IS RAD.

1530
01:19:26,511 --> 01:19:28,513
ENGIN-EERING.

1531
01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:34,019
OH, WHAT'S IN HERE?
LOOKY-LOOKY.

1532
01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:58,543
MAYBE I'LL GET
INTO T.V. SOMEDAY. HAVE MY OWN SHOW:

1533
01:19:58,543 --> 01:20:01,045
<i>LATE NIGHT WITH</i>
<i>BERNIE BERNARDO.</i>

1534
01:20:01,546 --> 01:20:04,048
WHOO-HOO.
I'D BE THE FIRST ONE TO WATCH THAT.

1535
01:20:06,551 --> 01:20:09,053
WHY YOU ALWAYS
GOTTA BE BAGGING ON ME?

1536
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:11,056
UGH, YOU KNOW,
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO.

1537
01:20:11,056 --> 01:20:14,059
KEEP YOUR HEAD
FROM GETTING SO BIG IT EXPLODES.

1538
01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:16,561
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

1539
01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:19,564
YOU ALWAYS GOTTA
BE SO MACHO, YOU GOTTA BE THE BIG MAN.

1540
01:20:19,564 --> 01:20:20,565
YEAH.

1541
01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,567
WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST BE A PERSON?

1542
01:20:22,567 --> 01:20:25,069
THEN MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T
WALK AROUND BEING SO STUPID ALL THE TIME.

1543
01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:27,072
IF YOU'D STOP
BUSTING BALLS,

1544
01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:29,574
THEN MAYBE SOMEBODY
COULD GET CLOSE TO YOU.

1545
01:20:29,574 --> 01:20:30,575
WHATEVER.

1546
01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:31,576
BITCH.

1547
01:20:31,576 --> 01:20:33,077
UGH, BASTARD.

1548
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,581
DON'T PUSH ME.

1549
01:20:37,582 --> 01:20:39,083
[both grunting]

1550
01:20:42,587 --> 01:20:44,088
[Mrs. Jones laughing]

1551
01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:48,092
THAT'S NICE.

1552
01:20:56,601 --> 01:20:57,602
[springs creaking]

1553
01:20:59,604 --> 01:21:01,606
[Ronald groaning]

1554
01:21:01,606 --> 01:21:02,607
OH!

1555
01:21:06,611 --> 01:21:08,112
[Ronald grunting]

1556
01:21:11,616 --> 01:21:14,619
(car stereo playing)
♪ IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN ♪

1557
01:21:14,619 --> 01:21:17,622
♪ IN THE BACK OF
MY LIMOUSINE ♪

1558
01:21:17,622 --> 01:21:19,624
♪ HOLD UP, HOLD ON ♪

1559
01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:21,626
HMM.

1560
01:21:24,629 --> 01:21:27,632
♪ HOLD UP, HOLD ON, LADY ♪

1561
01:21:30,635 --> 01:21:31,636
[barks]

1562
01:21:34,639 --> 01:21:36,140
HOLD UP A SECOND
THERE, PARTNER.

1563
01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:37,642
WE'D LIKE TO
HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.

1564
01:21:37,642 --> 01:21:39,143
JUST A SECOND.

1565
01:21:39,644 --> 01:21:43,147
I GOTTA GO FRESHEN UP
SO I CAN PULL SOME MORE CHICKS.

1566
01:21:43,648 --> 01:21:46,651
EXCUSE ME, WHAT IS
WITH THE MACHO SHIT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1567
01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,653
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
ABOUT THE LITTLE, UH, DEAL

1568
01:21:48,653 --> 01:21:50,655
YOU SEEM TO HAVE
WORKED OUT FOR YOURSELF?

1569
01:21:50,655 --> 01:21:52,156
(Link)
YEAH.

1570
01:21:52,157 --> 01:21:53,658
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1571
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:56,661
HE'S TALKING ABOUT
THE FUTURE RIGHTS TO THE BIKINI OLYMPICS.

1572
01:21:56,661 --> 01:22:00,665
NOW, WE OWN THE RIGHTS
TO THIS AND ALL FUTURE BROADCASTS OF THIS SHOW, OK?

1573
01:22:00,665 --> 01:22:02,166
YOU'RE JUST OUR AGENT.

1574
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:05,670
I KNOW, I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
I KNOW EVERYTHING, OK.

1575
01:22:05,670 --> 01:22:08,172
I THINK YOU'VE
BEEN LISTENING TO THIS LOVE CHILD

1576
01:22:08,173 --> 01:22:10,675
OF ROD STEWART AND
VANILLA ICE TOO LONG.

1577
01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:13,678
HE'S FULL OF SHIT.
EVERYTHING'S FINE. JUST GONNA GO--

1578
01:22:13,678 --> 01:22:16,681
YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THAT
CONTRACT YOU SIGNED WITH THE T.V. EXECUTIVE

1579
01:22:16,681 --> 01:22:20,184
THAT GUARANTEES YOU
ALL EXCLUSIVE ROYALTIES TO THE GIGS?

1580
01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:22,187
HE'S LYING.

1581
01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:24,189
THAT SHOULD BE
EASY ENOUGH TO FIND OUT, SHOULDN'T IT?

1582
01:22:24,189 --> 01:22:27,192
EVEN IF I HAVE
TO APPLY A LITTLE TEXAS TRUTH SERUM--

1583
01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,695
CONNER, JUST CALM DOWN
AND LISTEN TO ME.

1584
01:22:30,695 --> 01:22:32,697
I DID NOT CUT YOU GUYS
OUT OF THE DEAL.

1585
01:22:32,697 --> 01:22:34,699
ALL RIGHT, I SIGNED IT
ON YOUR BEHALF.

1586
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,203
WELL, THAT'S FRAUD!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO US?

1587
01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:40,705
I AM TIRED OF LISTENING
TO THIS LYING COYOTE.

1588
01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:42,206
[thuds]

1589
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:43,708
OW.

1590
01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:46,210
NOW, HOWARD, I TOLD YOU.

1591
01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:49,714
(Conner)
DON'T STAND SO CLOSE WHILE I'M GIVING A WHUPPING.

1592
01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,716
NOW HE'S GONE.

1593
01:22:52,717 --> 01:22:54,719
(Conner)
DADGUM IT!

1594
01:23:05,730 --> 01:23:08,232
DAMN THING MUST
BE DEFECTIVE.

1595
01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:09,734
IS THIS YOUR
FIRST TIME?

1596
01:23:09,734 --> 01:23:11,736
NOT IN THOUGHT.

1597
01:23:11,736 --> 01:23:14,739
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
BABY. I'M A VIRGIN, TOO.

1598
01:23:14,739 --> 01:23:15,740
YEAH?

1599
01:23:18,243 --> 01:23:19,744
[Bernie moaning]

1600
01:23:31,756 --> 01:23:33,257
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1601
01:23:38,263 --> 01:23:42,267
I LOVE THIS FLICK.
I'VE SEEN IT LIKE 10 TIMES.

1602
01:23:42,267 --> 01:23:44,769
THIS IS THE UNCUT VERSION.

1603
01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:47,272
REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID
YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE

1604
01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:49,774
YOUR 2 FAVORITE THINGS
AT THE SAME TIME?

1605
01:23:49,774 --> 01:23:50,775
YEAH.

1606
01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:51,776
WELL.

1607
01:23:59,784 --> 01:24:01,285
HUBBA-HUBBA.

1608
01:24:13,798 --> 01:24:15,299
ALL RIGHT.

1609
01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:43,328
<i>♪ DON'T KNOW HOW ♪</i>

1610
01:24:43,328 --> 01:24:45,830
<i>♪ I NEED TO KNOW ♪</i>

1611
01:24:45,830 --> 01:24:47,331
<i>♪ ABOUT YOU ♪</i>

1612
01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:50,335
<i>♪ MAYBE HERE ♪</i>

1613
01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:53,338
<i>♪ TONIGHT WE BOTH BEGIN ♪</i>

1614
01:24:54,839 --> 01:24:57,341
<i>♪ WHEN THE FEAR MOVES ♪</i>

1615
01:24:57,842 --> 01:25:00,344
<i>♪ I'LL SEND TWO MORE ♪</i>

1616
01:25:00,845 --> 01:25:02,847
<i>♪ THEN WALK OUTSIDE ♪</i>

1617
01:25:03,848 --> 01:25:06,851
<i>♪ AND WE WILL SEE THE WORLD ♪</i>

1618
01:25:06,851 --> 01:25:09,353
<i>♪ WITH DIFFERENT EYES ♪</i>

1619
01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:20,365
[chattering]

1620
01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:27,872
YOU KNOW, CONNER,
NOT EVERYONE CAN GET ME UP THIS EARLY.

1621
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:30,375
CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.

1622
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,877
I MAKE A MEAN
HUEVOS RANCHEROS.

1623
01:25:33,378 --> 01:25:36,381
OH, I JUST LOVE A MAN
WHO COOKS, DON'T YOU?

1624
01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:37,882
I WOULDN'T KNOW.

1625
01:25:37,882 --> 01:25:38,883
HEY.

1626
01:25:38,883 --> 01:25:41,385
I'VE COOKED BREAKFAST
FOR YOU BEFORE.

1627
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:43,388
COLD BEER
AND COLD PIZZA?

1628
01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:46,891
WELL, AT LEAST
THEY WERE BOTH COLD.

1629
01:25:48,893 --> 01:25:49,894
[laughing]

1630
01:25:49,894 --> 01:25:52,396
I'M TELLING YOU,
THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

1631
01:25:52,397 --> 01:25:53,898
THAT'S WHY I'M
CALLING THEM TOMORROW,

1632
01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:56,401
'CAUSE I THINK
THEY NEED TO KNOW.

1633
01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:57,902
HEY, CHISEL-CHEST,
HOW'S IT GOING?

1634
01:25:57,902 --> 01:25:59,904
OH, MY GOD, EXCELLENTLY.

1635
01:25:59,904 --> 01:26:03,407
UM, DID YOU KNOW SHE'S
A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER FOR TAG INDUSTRIES?

1636
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,909
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?

1637
01:26:04,909 --> 01:26:06,410
I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

1638
01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:10,415
HEY THERE, YOU 2 LOVEBIRDS.
BELLY UP AND GRAB YOURSELVES SOME GRUB.

1639
01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:11,416
LOOK HOW CUTE.

1640
01:26:11,916 --> 01:26:13,918
BREAKFAST,
<i>MI PEQUENITA?</i>

1641
01:26:13,918 --> 01:26:16,921
UH, I HAVE NO MORE HUNGER,
<i>MI CORAZON.</i>

1642
01:26:17,422 --> 01:26:19,924
GREAT PARTY.

1643
01:26:19,924 --> 01:26:22,927
YEAH. WISH IT DIDN'T
HAVE TO END.

1644
01:26:22,927 --> 01:26:25,930
WHO SAYS IT HAS TO,
LITTLE DARLING?

1645
01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:28,933
I'M GONNA TAKE US ALL
ON A LOVE CRUISE TO HAWAII.

1646
01:26:28,933 --> 01:26:30,434
[all exclaiming]

1647
01:26:30,435 --> 01:26:31,936
HAWAII.

1648
01:26:32,937 --> 01:26:34,438
GIANT GREEN MONSTERS.

1649
01:26:34,439 --> 01:26:36,941
ENDLESS CLEAN PEELERS!

1650
01:26:36,941 --> 01:26:38,442
YAH!

1651
01:26:38,443 --> 01:26:39,944
BOARD HEADS!

1652
01:26:40,945 --> 01:26:42,446
♪[singing]

1653
01:26:47,952 --> 01:26:48,953
OH.

1654
01:26:49,954 --> 01:26:51,455
LOOK AT THAT!

1655
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:52,457
OH, WOW!

1656
01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,964
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT ARE YOU...

1657
01:27:00,465 --> 01:27:03,468
OH, MY GOD!
YOU MUST BE FREEZING.

1658
01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:07,972
DID YOU SLEEP
OUT HERE ALL NIGHT? YOU POOR, SWEET THING.

1659
01:27:07,972 --> 01:27:10,975
LISTEN, I'VE GOT A CONDO.

1660
01:27:10,975 --> 01:27:12,977
I'VE GOT A CONDO
WITH 2 EMPTY UNITS.

1661
01:27:13,478 --> 01:27:15,480
AND I'M LOOKING
FOR A HANDYMAN TO STAY THERE.

1662
01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:18,482
YOU KNOW,
TO SORT OF TAKE CARE OF THE PLACE, FOR FREE.

1663
01:27:19,484 --> 01:27:21,486
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

1664
01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:24,989
OH, MY GOD!
IT'S, LIKE, COSMIC.

1665
01:27:24,989 --> 01:27:27,992
MY JUST WALKING
ALONG HERE AND SINGING AND DANCING

1666
01:27:27,992 --> 01:27:30,995
AND THERE YOU ARE
JUST LYING THERE WAITING.

1667
01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:32,997
AND IT'S PERFECT.

1668
01:27:34,499 --> 01:27:36,501
(Mrs. Jones)
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

1669
01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:59,083
<i>♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY,</i>
<i>DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1670
01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:02,586
<i>♪ ALL AROUND ♪</i>

1671
01:29:03,087 --> 01:29:05,589
<i>♪ FIRST, YOU GOT TO</i>
<i>RUN IN PLACE ♪</i>

1672
01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:08,593
<i>♪ AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND ♪</i>

1673
01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:09,594
<i>♪ JUMP! ♪</i>

1674
01:29:09,594 --> 01:29:12,096
<i>♪ JUMP, JUMP,</i>
<i>BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1675
01:29:12,096 --> 01:29:15,099
<i>♪ JUMP, JUMP,</i>
<i>BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1676
01:29:15,099 --> 01:29:18,102
<i>♪ JUMP, JUMP,</i>
<i>BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1677
01:29:18,102 --> 01:29:21,105
<i>♪ JUMP, JUMP,</i>
<i>BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1678
01:29:21,105 --> 01:29:25,109
<i>♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY,</i>
<i>AND DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1679
01:29:27,111 --> 01:29:30,614
<i>♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY,</i>
<i>DO THE BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1680
01:29:30,615 --> 01:29:33,618
<i>♪ ALL AROUND ♪</i>

1681
01:29:33,618 --> 01:29:36,621
<i>♪ FIRST, YOU GOT TO</i>
<i>RUN IN PLACE ♪</i>

1682
01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:40,124
<i>♪ AND THEN YOU RUN AROUND ♪</i>

1683
01:29:40,124 --> 01:29:41,125
<i>♪ JUMP! ♪</i>

1684
01:29:41,125 --> 01:29:43,627
<i>♪ JUMP, JUMP,</i>
<i>BUFFALO JUMP ♪</i>

1685
01:29:52,136 --> 01:29:54,138
<i>♪ ONE DAY ♪</i>

1686
01:29:54,138 --> 01:29:56,140
<i>♪ I'M GONNA STARE</i>
<i>INTO THE SUN ♪</i>

1687
01:29:56,140 --> 01:29:58,642
<i>♪ TILL IT BURNS OUT</i>
<i>ALL THESE ♪</i>

1688
01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:02,146
<i>♪ COBWEBS AND MUDDY WATER ♪</i>

1689
01:30:02,146 --> 01:30:06,650
<i>♪ THAT CLOUDS MY THOUGHTS</i>
<i>ABOUT YOU ♪</i>

1690
01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:10,154
<i>♪ OR MAYBE I'LL DRIFT OUT</i>
<i>ON THE OCEAN ♪</i>

1691
01:30:11,656 --> 01:30:15,660
<i>♪ SO FAR OUT,</i>
<i>I CAN'T SEE THEN ♪</i>

1692
01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:20,164
<i>♪ NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS ♪</i>